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ABCs of Tank Withdrawal Syndrome (TWS)
Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2023 7:19 am
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Yelling at a cloud, demanding to know what it did with the Tank. And get off my lawn!
ABCs of Tank Withdrawal Syndrome (TWS)
Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2023 6:51 am
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Zines covering every aspect of Tank culture high-&-low — from posturing to bloviating, from dismissing to dogpiling, from taunting to claiming victory — have been every lonely Tanker's solace during the long lean-years of the Tankless Wasteland.
ABCs of Tank Withdrawal Syndrome (TWS)
Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2023 8:01 am
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Anger Management is a must when the Tank has been maliciously mooted by The Management.
ABCs of Tank Withdrawal Syndrome (TWS)
Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2023 9:31 am
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Blamin' It on the Rain is the story I tell my shrink. Makin' Somebody Pay is the plan I hatch in my basement.
ABCs of Tank Withdrawal Syndrome (TWS)
Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2023 12:52 pm
by samrw3
Chastising customer service over every small flaw is direct result of Tank withdrawal.
ABCs of Tank Withdrawal Syndrome (TWS)
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2023 1:35 am
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Detox is just a pipe-dream when the TankCrank monkey is ridin' yer back.
ABCs of Tank Withdrawal Syndrome (TWS)
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2023 1:03 pm
by samrw3
Enjoying picking random fights with strangers is result of tank withdrawal.
ABCs of Tank Withdrawal Syndrome (TWS)
Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2024 9:23 pm
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Forgoing vengeance is not an option when the Tank's honor is on the line!
ABCs of Tank Withdrawal Syndrome (TWS)
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2024 6:17 pm
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Generating yer own small army of abusive AI chatbots to replicate that olde-tyme Tanky malaise.
ABCs of Tank Withdrawal Syndrome (TWS)
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2024 6:33 am
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Huffing a scientifically-optimized
mélange of petrols, alcohols, alkanes, terpenes, and glues suspended in a gossamer aerosolized bath in order to emulate the giddy, disoriented euphoria of Peak Tank Bliss.
ABCs of Tank Withdrawal Syndrome (TWS)
Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2024 6:30 am
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Injecting bleach and mainlining sunshine to purge the body of impurities jamming harmonic resonance with Tanky frequencies.
ABCs of Tank Withdrawal Syndrome (TWS)
Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2024 8:09 am
by Cord Hurn
Jumping up angrily from the computer monitor from the latest Q-Anon conspiracy your search dug up.
ABCs of Tank Withdrawal Syndrome (TWS)
Posted: Fri May 10, 2024 7:52 am
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Karmic Fire will soon rain down upon the heads of the idolatrous, the unclean, the untanky. Woe unto you!
ABCs of Tank Withdrawal Syndrome (TWS)
Posted: Fri May 31, 2024 7:04 am
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Longing for that emotional-support pillow provided only by the accepting embrace of compassionate co-Tankers.
ABCs of Tank Withdrawal Syndrome (TWS)
Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2024 11:05 pm
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Manufacturing my own, homebrewed Tank with cardboard and baling wire. Tank-Haters think that they've won, but the joke's on them. My new Corrugated Tank is even
better than the Original. Ha!
ABCs of Tank Withdrawal Syndrome (TWS)
Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2024 4:19 am
by Cord Hurn
Nicotine fits have got nothing on Tank withdrawal symptoms. "Trust me".
ABCs of Tank Withdrawal Syndrome (TWS)
Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2024 8:16 am
by Skyweir
On my honour the Tank is irreplaceable in every respect ~ bow down and worship the toxic hell hole and embrace the obyss
ABCs of Tank Withdrawal Syndrome (TWS)
Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2024 10:20 pm
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Pelting myself with monkey scat to emulate that authentic Tank ambiance.
ABCs of Tank Withdrawal Syndrome (TWS)
Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2024 3:55 am
by sgt.null
Quilted Northern Exposure in a Dunking Tank of Scatological Dominance.
ABCs of Tank Withdrawal Syndrome (TWS)
Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2024 2:29 am
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Reducing every item in my Life-Inventory to one of two fundamental categories:
- Time spent in the Tank.
- Time wasted.
