Kevin's Watch

I never noticed that.

There was an Overposter
Who hated roller coasters.

So she bought herself a toaster
And a Ronco Roaster,

Then said a Pater Noster
To the Holy Ghoster.

Wow, an ode to the overposter. Too bad the line "I'm an Overposter, I Overpost the moster" wasn't in it.....

dANdeLION wrote:Wow, an ode to the overposter. Too bad the line "I'm an Overposter, I Overpost the moster" wasn't in it.....

I wanted to, but putting in a "She said" would mess up the scansion, and having an unattributed quote floating around just wouldn't make Narrative Sense.

There once was a brash Overposter
who was quite an accomplished boaster

He claimed he could out-post the hoster
Of "Anonymous Overposter"

On and on went the hoster and poster
Until one had overposted the moster

Bravo!

I can only aspire to that sort of greatness, dAN--never achieve it.

Sigh. I think I'll go post myself into a blackout now.

The Overposter Book
by Dr. Seuss

One overposter, Two overposter

Green overposter, Blue overposter

High overposter, Low overposter

Fast overposter, Slow overposter

Overposter over there, Overposter in the air

Overposter with a pear, Overposter with no hair

New overposter, Old overposter

White overposter, Gold overposter

Oh the old Overposter said to me,
“See here, little poster, post like me!
I post in the air and I post at sea,
I post in the dirt and I post in a tree!”

Said I to the Overposter, “Sir, can you
Teach me how to post just like you?”

And the Overposter said, “Why yes, of course!
I can teach you how to post upon a horse!”

Oh the old Overposter said to me,
“See here, little poster, post like me!
I post with the birdies, I post with a bee,
I post for a penny and I post for free!”

Said I to the Overposter, “Sir, I’ve never
Seen any Overposter quite so clever!”

And the Overposter said, “It ain’t so wild—
I was a poster even as a child!”

Then the old Overposter said to me,
“Come on, little poster, post like me!
Just post as much as much can be,
And you’ll be an Overposter, just like me!”

you guys crack me up!!!!

Somewhere over the post-count,
Way too high
dAN flies up in the post-rank
Why then, oh why, can't I?

We are a pack of poetic posting personalities, people!

In my absence, my dahlings, you have done marvelously well in posting. I cannot compliment you enough on the brilliance and eloquence of your
postings. My heart has wings......
I simply must have more.
Listen, I'm having a bad day here, and I need to post and I need to see more posts. Ok?
Ok, yes, Im still an overposter. so what?
Just because I haven't posted in a couple weeks, dont count me out. Hear that?
Ok. Just so we're clear. Now, you know that was just an outburst from one who hasn't posted in a while. It's the way of things sometimes.....
We wax philosophical. We feel poetic. We sing.
We fight. We make love. We fight.
you get the picture. Now post. go on....

Welcome back, Cate! Posty posty posty, just for you!

My adrenalin is pumped!
: :goodpost:I am so proud! You delight my heart and make me want to post like crazy!
Now "which" crazy should I post like.........hmmmm....

You've certainly got enough of them to choose from here! Why don't you just post like them all in rotation?;)

Oh what a wonderful idea.

Over OOOOver Over Over Over Over
Oooover OOOver!!!!!
Oooover Over
Poster.
Bow. Scrape. Bow. Scrape.

Crimson and Clover;
I'm an overposter

Vermillion and Vervain;
I'll post, and post again.

Over the river and through the woods,
a- overposting we go
Thanks giving overposts to one and all
Let's see....I'm "over-postfully thankful for
theWatch and all the Watchers, especially
the Overposting Ones. They have a special
"annointing"