Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Fri Jul 08, 2011 8:16 am**

since all the boys are after jenn, how bout me and you wander off?

Posted: **Sun Jul 24, 2011 1:48 am**

"I'm an electrician and I need to check your shorts."

Posted: **Sun Jul 24, 2011 5:47 am**

you tired yet? cause you've been running around my mind all night long.

Posted: **Sun Jul 24, 2011 8:54 pm**

My friend thinks you are gay and I say you're not.
Let's go out to prove him wrong.

Posted: **Mon Jul 25, 2011 5:07 am**

hey baby - check out my very large post amount.

Posted: **Fri Dec 30, 2016 3:39 am**

Would you like to be in my film?

Posted: **Fri Dec 30, 2016 12:55 pm**

Your beauty corresponds perfectly with the size of your ass my dear.

Posted: **Wed Feb 06, 2019 5:54 am**

If you show me your thing, I'll show you my thing.
Then we'll see if one thing leads to another.

Posted: **Wed Feb 06, 2019 6:40 am**

I know a great way to get revenge on your ex.

Posted: **Wed Feb 06, 2019 7:43 pm**

tes yeux sont comme faisselle
tes levres sont comme morbier
ton nez est comme pelardon
ah magnifique ... tu me conduis des crackers

Posted: **Wed Feb 06, 2019 8:02 pm**

I want to put my thingy in your thingy.

Posted: **Wed Feb 06, 2019 9:30 pm**

Would you like a cigarette?
Would you like a light?
Would you like to sit on face?

Posted: **Thu Feb 07, 2019 5:28 am**

I'm the least pathetic guy here that's actually paying attention to you.

Posted: **Mon Feb 11, 2019 3:44 am**

Oh Ive broken a heel, can you hold my drink

Posted: **Mon Feb 11, 2019 1:34 pm**

It seems like my wing man Jerry missed your hotness or you would know all about me by now.

Posted: **Tue Feb 12, 2019 3:00 am**

Dude, I'm like right here.

Posted: **Tue Feb 12, 2019 6:03 am**

So is that Uranus I can see?

Posted: **Thu Feb 14, 2019 1:18 pm**

Hey I'm a Green Bay Packer fan want to go see my Ford 150? <<literally a cheesy pickup line

Well....I thought it was funny

Posted: **Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:54 pm**

Don't be chary of my pallid chiaroscuro....I'd totally break the Arch of Time for you, because I wanna be your croyel.

Posted: **Fri Feb 15, 2019 3:30 pm**

"Hey. Wanna piece of cheese?"

Cheesy Pickup Lines