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Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2004 3:01 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
...you stand up and crow "Yes! Yes!" after reading the last word ["Nom."] of a chapter, causing your family to question your sanity...again.
Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2004 4:58 pm
by Gadget nee Jemcheeta
Sweet sig line, is that a web page, Dukkha?
Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2004 6:12 pm
by Nathan
Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2004 6:32 pm
by Gadget nee Jemcheeta
Dangit, it's blocked from my work. Ah well.
Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2004 7:02 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
It has been copied many times, and added to, subtracted from, divided and multiplied. However, here are the original HMCST:
groups-beta.google.com/group/rec.humor/msg/08250f3c70fa0b3b?dmode=source
How do I know this, you ask? It's my list. Some friends and I came up with it after watching nearly every horror movie available to us.
It was a fun list, and my very first foray into the world of the Internet many years back.
Ah, the memories... [wistful sigh]
DW
Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2004 8:24 pm
by Iryssa

*grin*
So...uh...back on topic...
When you and your boyfriend think of the first chronicles as "the books that brought us together"
Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2004 10:32 pm
by CovenantJr
...you're inclined to discount as potential girlfriend material anyone who doesn't at least find the TCTC premise interesting

Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 10:02 am
by variol son
SRD books take up your whole bedside table, with no room for anything else.
Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 2:20 pm
by dANdeLION
You don't just use the bathroom; you perform the Ritual of Deffication.
Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 4:50 pm
by Alynna Lis Eachann
dANdeLION wrote:You don't just use the bathroom; you perform the Ritual of Deffication.
You find the above hilarious.

Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 6:20 pm
by onewyteduck
dANdeLION wrote:You don't just use the bathroom; you perform the Ritual of Deffication.
I do hope you send everyone away first!
Duck
Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 6:27 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
...that old game with the stacking pieces and the alternating two-tone playing field is called Hopboard.
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 4:11 pm
by dANdeLION
You tell your neighbors you have Hansen's disease and then ask them to pay all your bills and deliver your groceries.
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 6:01 pm
by CovenantJr
...you correct friends and acquaintances on common misconceptions about leprosy

Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 6:09 pm
by dANdeLION
You sit on a whoopie cushion and are certain Foul has ascertained your location due to the Earth origins of your boxers.
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:13 pm
by CovenantJr
Heh, good answer.
...you try to stick jewellery to your chest with a bit of felt.
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:22 pm
by Cail
You won't leave the house without wearing a flannel shirt, tough jeans, and hiking boots.
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 10:25 pm
by I'm Murrin
...You're always generous to old beggars, 'just in case'.
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 10:40 pm
by Edge
You become an old beggar, 'just in case'.
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 11:53 pm
by onewyteduck
Every time you hear Neil Young's "Old Man", you picture THE old man