Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Mon Dec 27, 2004 3:32 pm**

Oprah said on her show last week that I didn't have to.

Posted: **Mon Dec 27, 2004 3:39 pm**

Pez dispenser malfunctioned and I had to go the hospital for gender reassignment.

Posted: **Mon Dec 27, 2004 3:50 pm**

Quality wasn't up to snuf so I burned it. That was the right thing to do don't you think?

Posted: **Mon Dec 27, 2004 3:54 pm**

Ragnarok

Posted: **Mon Dec 27, 2004 4:10 pm**

Satan demanded it or my soul. I kept my soul.

Posted: **Mon Dec 27, 2004 4:18 pm**

Too many prostitutes

Posted: **Mon Dec 27, 2004 4:18 pm**

Terrorists made a paper airplane out of it and flew it into a toy skyscraper, because I wouldn't let Hussein go.

Posted: **Mon Dec 27, 2004 4:21 pm**

Ugly teachers don't deserve to get homework from their students.

Posted: **Mon Dec 27, 2004 5:22 pm**

Vulcan neck-pinch was put on me just as I was starting. Didn't wake up till now.

Posted: **Mon Dec 27, 2004 5:34 pm**

Woke up in strange place with someone else's homework. No idea where mine is.

Posted: **Mon Dec 27, 2004 6:08 pm**

Xerox of somebody else's homework OK?

Posted: **Mon Dec 27, 2004 6:57 pm**

YMCA came on the radio, and no-one can argue with that.

Posted: **Mon Dec 27, 2004 6:58 pm**

Zeroes are fun to collect!!!!

Posted: **Mon Dec 27, 2004 6:59 pm**

Apocalypse is nigh, and we reserve horsemen are being called in.

Posted: **Mon Dec 27, 2004 8:54 pm**

Because.

Posted: **Mon Dec 27, 2004 8:59 pm**

Christmas Cookie overdose. REcovering in seclusion. No homework allowed on ward.

Posted: **Mon Dec 27, 2004 9:18 pm**

Darth Vader ate my homework.

Posted: **Tue Dec 28, 2004 6:24 am**

Egg Salad poisoning

Posted: **Tue Dec 28, 2004 3:05 pm**

Few mortals can comprehend the true depths of my disdain for homework.

Posted: **Tue Dec 28, 2004 4:26 pm**

God issued an eleventh commandment: "Thou shalt do no homework." I am not going to hell for the sake of algebra!

ABC Why I Didn't Turn In My Homework game