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...young people can't wait to grow up, and old people reminisce about when they were young.
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Why is it that nobody (Except Homer Simpson) can see that
Trying IS the first step to failure?
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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cheval wrote:Why is it that you could be the nicest person around,
but people will still fear you because you have:
a) long hair
b) or tattoos
c) or body piercings
d) or look like Berek?

(My case - a.)
Why is it out of fashion for men to have long hair when they look so DARN GOOD with it???????

Me--> B.
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"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"

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Why is it that no matter how many times I ask Cho out on a date, she instead tries to hook me up with her evil twin sister Choo? :lol:
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Why is it that MrKABC scorns my lovely and talented (though evil) twin sister Choo?

(Should I confess that I actually am of a set of triplets--and my not-quite-so-evil third sibling Cha is also interested in him?)
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ChoChiyo wrote:Why is it that MrKABC scorns my lovely and talented (though evil) twin sister Choo?

(Should I confess that I actually am of a set of triplets--and my not-quite-so-evil third sibling Cha is also interested in him?)
Why is it that Cho's lovely sister "Choo" must have a last name like "Bacca" and refuses to shave her pelt or stop growling in movie theaters?




<I am having WAY too much fun with this... Cho, you ROCK!> ;)
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Why is it that you don't confess--it's your fault. You bring out the BEAST in her.

*grrrowwl*

Heh heh
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AND, why is it that Cho's sister "Cha" only knows how to perform ONE dance (the Cha-Cha!), and refuses to learn any others?

Of course, it could be worse... we could be Texas Two-Stepping... <eg>
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Why is it that people will tell you they understand your problems, when they really don't know your problems?
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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Why is it that when you try and guess the gender of an Internet "handle" you invariably get it wrong???? (sorry OneWhyteDuck!) :lol:
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Why is it so hard to find out if a duck is male or female??

AND

Why do duck-bites (achieved while checking gender) hurt so much?
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Why is it that penguins and ostriches have wings,
but weren't meant to fly?
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________

It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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cheval wrote:Why is it that penguins and ostriches have wings,
but weren't meant to fly?
Maybe they do fly, and nobody has seen them do it?

On that note..why do people say, "seeing is beleiving"?
Beleiving is Beleiving.
Seeing is Seeing.
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
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Why is it believed that Cho and Khat are the same person? :P
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Here's one bit of evidence I've gathered....
ChoChiyo wrote:Why is it that the songs that stick in my head are things like "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts" and "Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy"?
Later, on another day, the other personlity posted this:
khatalenabwraith wrote:Oh! Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you-oo?
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
That's enough proof for me!
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Why is it that Cho said "I'm old... very old..." ??

Drew: Maybe Cho is a revenant of Khat... :wink:
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why is it that Cho claims to be about 50
While khat hints about being 45, when we all know that they are the same person, and she's a 21 year old college co-ed!
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Why is it that I feel young at heart,
but so old that I fart dust?
Have you hugged your arghule today?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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Why can't I fart dust?

That would be cool!

Especially if it was pixie dust. Then every time I farted, I could fly!
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"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"

Take that, you Varlet! :P
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Why is it that Cho won't bust me any of those White Gold Dollars? I could use some! <grinning>
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