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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 7:34 am
by Spring
The I.L.L.A Oath (draft)
My brothers and sisters, I swear upon the Holy statue of Linden Avery the Chosen, that I love Linden Avery.
Never shall I join THOOLAH, or any other Linden Avery the Chosen guild, group, club, league, gang, association, circle, clique, company, crew, fellowship, fraternity, lodge, meeting, mob, order, outfit, ring, set, society, sodality, union, brotherhood, hangout, faction, alliance, bunch, assemblage, band, shift, squad, syndicate, team, tribe, troop, troupe, connection, crowd, accumulation, aggregation, batch, battery, bevy, body, bunch, bundle, cartel, category, chain or trust.
I prostrate myself fully and utterly for you, and support you all the way through LC.
Sworn,
[persons username]
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My brothers and sisters, I swear upon the Holy statue of Linden Avery the Chosen, that I love Linden Avery.
Never shall I join THOOLAH, or any other Linden Avery the Chosen guild, group, club, league, gang, association, circle, clique, company, crew, fellowship, fraternity, lodge, meeting, mob, order, outfit, ring, set, society, sodality, union, brotherhood, hangout, faction, alliance, bunch, assemblage, band, shift, squad, syndicate, team, tribe, troop, troupe, connection, crowd, accumulation, aggregation, batch, battery, bevy, body, bunch, bundle, cartel, category, chain or trust.
I prostrate myself fully and utterly for you, and support you all the way through LC.
Sworn,
Spring.
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[[I join.
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 7:59 am
by Avatar
Isn't this the wrong thread for that particular oath?
--A
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 1:18 pm
by Sunbaneglasses
Avatar wrote:Isn't this the wrong thread for that particular oath?
--A
You must remember he is just a kid and has yet to see the light. :lol:He will come around.
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 1:36 pm
by Usivius
(heheh, I will renew my vows here too...)
My brothers and sisters, I swear upon the Holy statue of Linden Avery the Chosen, that I love Linden Avery.
Never shall I join THOOLAH, or any other Linden Avery the Chosen guild, group, club, league, gang, association, circle, clique, company, crew, fellowship, fraternity, lodge, meeting, mob, order, outfit, ring, set, society, sodality, union, brotherhood, hangout, faction, alliance, bunch, assemblage, band, shift, squad, syndicate, team, tribe, troop, troupe, connection, crowd, accumulation, aggregation, batch, battery, bevy, body, bunch, bundle, cartel, category, chain or trust.
I prostrate myself fully and utterly for you, and support you all the way through LC.
Sworn,
Usivius
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 3:26 pm
by lucimay
we've been INFILTRATED!!! sheesh!
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:12 pm
by Sunbaneglasses
I say it is time for retaliation!
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:22 pm
by Sunbaneglasses
My brothers and sisters, I curse upon the unholy statue of Linden Avery the Poorly Chosen, that I despise Linden Avery.
I shall always remain faithful to THOOLAH, or any other anti-Linden Avery the Poorly Chosen guild, group, club, league, gang, association, circle, clique, company, crew, fellowship, fraternity, lodge, meeting, mob, order, outfit, ring, set, society, sodality, union, brotherhood, hangout, faction, alliance, bunch, assemblage, band, shift, squad, syndicate, team, tribe, troop, troupe, connection, crowd, accumulation, aggregation, batch, battery, bevy, body, bunch, bundle, cartel, category, chain or trust.
I give the middle finger fully and utterly for you,and hope many nasty and painful things happen to you through out the LC.
Sworn,Sunbaneglasses
HA!Take that I.L.L.A!I have now perverted your oath and made it my own.
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 5:55 pm
by The Laughing Man
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 6:20 pm
by Usivius
... where is the love?
such hate only leads to Despair...
feel the love...
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 6:45 pm
by High Lord Tolkien
Usivius wrote: ... where is the love?
such hate only leads to Despair...
feel the love...
Love?
Love what?
Linden is a void.
She's the absense of being.
Worse, she sucks the life and joy from others as well.
You embrace this?
You and your fellow members of I.L.L.A embrace the darkness as you fall into the abyss that is Linden Avery.
But look!
The bright light of THOOLAH shines before you.
Reach out!
Save yourselves before it's too late!
And it will be too late soon.
Very soon.
TURN FROM THE ABYSS!
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 5:59 am
by sgt.null
My brothers and sisters, I curse upon the unholy statue of Linden Avery the Poorly Chosen, that I despise Linden Avery.
I shall always remain faithful to THOOLAH, or any other anti-Linden Avery the Poorly Chosen guild, group, club, league, gang, association, circle, clique, company, crew, fellowship, fraternity, lodge, meeting, mob, order, outfit, ring, set, society, sodality, union, brotherhood, hangout, faction, alliance, bunch, assemblage, band, shift, squad, syndicate, team, tribe, troop, troupe, connection, crowd, accumulation, aggregation, batch, battery, bevy, body, bunch, bundle, cartel, category, chain or trust.
I give the middle finger fully and utterly for you,and hope many nasty and painful things happen to you through out the LC.
Sworn,SgtNull, Clown of the First Order
HA!Take that I.L.L.A!I have now perverted your oath and made it my own.
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 10:55 am
by CovenantJr
Sunbaneglasses wrote:Linden Avery the Poorly Chosen
Damn Linden to hell!
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:42 pm
by kevinswatch
Sunbaneglasses wrote:Linden Avery the Poorly Chosen
Hahaha. Nice one. Maybe that should be on the THOOLAH t-shirt? Hehe.-jay
Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 2:03 am
by Sunbaneglasses
2006:The year of THOOLAH.
Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 6:04 am
by High Lord Tolkien
Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 7:23 am
by sgt.null
2006 the year of Drunken Thoolah!
Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 5:39 pm
by Renegade of Funk
Oh dear, now I'm worried.
Eh, I don't hate Linden. She can be annoying, but... *shrugs*
Don't eat me!
Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 7:49 pm
by sgt.null
infidel.
Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 8:04 pm
by Worm of Despite
Change Haters to Whiners and I might take this thread seriously.
Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 8:38 pm
by The Laughing Man
Linden Avery, The Frozen One.
