Kevin's Watch

he fired twenty-seven shots. two managed to hit his target.

Yea, bullseye! He yelled.

then he realised that the servant was in fact the king. he was crowned king himself the next day amid much rejoicing and general whooping.

Now that he was king, he could do what he wanted to. So he did.

this included rounding up all the eligible virgins in the land of wardrobe and relieving them, in the kindest way possible, of said virginity. he eventually settled down with a woman named samantha six!!!!

But in between the pleasurable oral sex he received, he still did not know where he was going with the story. Keeping her head down, he continued to think.

and in his thoughts he dreamed of a place where all manner of people did come to write their thoughts and opinions in a forum. and he named it Kevins Watch and there was a clown, a lady, a prom star, a lucimay and many others named after creatures called haruchai and a high lord and an avatar and sunbanespectacles and a talking horses head and a man called joe and a general witha dog for his avatar and many many more.

But then he thought of something great: why doesn't he have two half-opposing forums? He deicded to name them In Pursuit of Mallory, where the posts come easy and Lady Revel, Lucimay and Sarge rule the roost, and Hile Troy's think Tank, where Avatar and a load of other intellecutal people hung out.

and he made it so.and it was good.

Messages flying everywhere! And with the coming of Spring, the Kevins Watch community celebrated.

but summer was the greatest season of them all. for in this season a dark and angry god arose and took pity on the watch and stayed for a while and he was named tazzy in their native tongue.

But Joe (aka Tazzy) was not as good as he seemed. Evil.

but he was not born evil as some would suggest. an encounter with a clown long years ago had changed him into the all powerful yet evil creature we see today.

Plus, there was the continued existence of cricket. Cricket was helpd along by Spring.

Spring waited for the other players. not knowing that had been kidnapped.

Waiting, waiting...

Spring got bored, and walked to the Treehouse.

he tried to climb up the rope ladder. but instead fell and broke his back molars.

Which was an extremely painful affair to be sure. After picking up the shattered pieces of his mouth he dashed for the first aid kit as he was bleeding profusely from several deep lacerations.

But he managed to hold his mouth together long enough to phone the dentist. Then spring dove into town for an emergency appointment.

Fortunately, the dentist arrived quickly. Spring requested laughing gas to kill the pain.