People realise the silliness of switching gas fires on in summer. Unfortunately, the firebugs who are strangely comforted by staring endlessly into the pretty flame now transfer their obsession to wood fires and begin a massive deforestation program with their Zippo lighters...
I wish Creator hadn't called me "silly"...
"Right away would be good. Right now would be better"
-- Nick Succorso OK, so what's the speed of dark?- Larry the Cable Guy
Creator shall call you: #*@$.
(That's cartoon language for those words not fit for print)
I wish soap operas would just go away.
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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No longer will soap operas clutter the airwaves. They have been replaced by religious zealots spouting off 24/7 on EVERY CHANNEL including cable and satellite for your soul's 'enlightenment'. And the only way to switch them off is to throw your television out the 3rd storey window.
I wish I could eat anything I wanted and never get fat.
"Right away would be good. Right now would be better"
-- Nick Succorso OK, so what's the speed of dark?- Larry the Cable Guy
Politicians are now all decent - and paralyzed because they can't lead the buraucratic machine!! Government gridlock leads to social unrest as a bunch of 'decent' politicians wring their hands over what to do! Anarchy! Militias!! The government is overthrown and we are all beholding to roving gangs of armed militias!!
I wish that I had the power to teleport wherever I want to go instantaneously and take whatever I want (like clothes! ) with me!
He/She who dies with the most toys wins! Wait a minute ... I can't die!!!
Granted. The power goes to your head and you begin to use your ability for crime. After several weeks of travelling anywhere and taking whatever you want, you are seen and identified. Unable to detain you or prevent your crime spree, police and security personnel are granted permission to shoot you on sight. you are forced to spend the rest of your life living in underdeveloped parts of the world where it is somewhat safer.
I wish I could live forever, without aging or any deterioration of my mental faculties.
*POOF* Wish granted; you are now turned into a granite statue, unable to move or act in any way, but still able to think and perceive the world forever. Even if people shatter you, your conscience will survive in each individual grain of dust.
I wish I could control the weather as precisely as I want.
It rains when you want, and is sunny wherever you go on vacation. Someone pisses you off and you can land a bolt of lightning on their ass by a mere flick of your middle finger.
However, you screw up the world's weather patterns and global warming not only accelerates but turns the planet into a gigantic sauna.
I wish I never got another migraine.
"Right away would be good. Right now would be better"
-- Nick Succorso OK, so what's the speed of dark?- Larry the Cable Guy
Wayfriend wrote:I wish the people I work with wouldn't be such jerks all the time.
*poof*
Wish granted.
They are now all wonderful people to work with.
So much so that they are all promoted over you as the years go by as you continue to get negative reviews due to poor attitude relative to your coworkers.
I wish I could clone myself so I can be in several places at the same time.
Poof! You create a clone of yourself, who kills you, hacks your body into a million pieces and scatters them out as he takes a long drive through the country in your car.
I wish I could discover the one incorruptable wish.
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
dANdeLION wrote:I wish I could discover the one incorruptable wish.
*Poof* You discover it!!! But suddenly a mental block prevents you from saying it or writing it! You contort and convulse yourself in frustration from knowing one and not being able to USE it!
I wish the next person who posts WON'T corrupt my wish!
[See how ya handle that! ]
He/She who dies with the most toys wins! Wait a minute ... I can't die!!!
Creator wrote:I wish the next person who posts WON'T corrupt my wish!
Your wish has been granted by Cov, but he had to had to destroy the Arch of Mallorys to grant it, so now all the dead, as referenced in Cov's last post are walking around giving Covenant strange gifts, Linden bad dating advice, and generally smelling up the place.
I wish someone would fix the formucating Arch af Mallorys already.
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
The Arch of Mallorys is fixed, but unfortunately Darth Revan is now trapped inside it, and starts spamming the Arch with over two hundred messages per day out of rage and frustration, hoping to break it and escape.
I wish Jay finished his thesis (come on, corrupt THIS!)
Jay forgets that idea and has a better one: to turn the Watch into a true Terry Brooks fan board, forsaking his devotion to SRD and becoming a rabid fan of Brooks, forcing all Watchers to take an oath of fealty to Brooks.
You are stuck in a chronic hysteresis, and no future ever comes to pass for you - you just repeat the same time segment forever. Unfortunately, this catches you just as you are washing the dishes; every time you get them clean, zing, you start all over. More unfortunately, "Afternoon Delight" is playing on the radio. And even more unfortunately, it is the live double-extended tribute version of "Afternoon Delight", which includes some extraordinary acapella passages and a zither solo which critics have called "oddly annoying". And even MORE more unfortunately, the dish water is cold.
I wish corrupting peoples wishes wasn't so darn fun.
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