Kevin's Watch

There is world peace! Not on this world, but on some human-free planet out there.



I wish I knew what my very insistent cat here was actually saying to me.

Well that explains how world peace was achieved

Pesky humans

Jabaslingingo .. your wish is granted ... you can now understand precisely what your very insisten kitty is saying to you .. and its a tidal barrage of abuse and death threats to you and all humans she sees .. and it would seem she is incapable of negotiation or rationalising with. You decide it would be better to just move out and leave her to her ramblings.

I wish I had the power of healing

You have the power of healing. And a 500-mile-long line of people outside your door. You haven't slept in a week because they need you. They're waiting.


I wish I'd bought a better computer the last time around instead of getting the cheaper version, and I wish I could have gotten the better one without any debt or illegal activity or whatnot.

Zimbabi Bazinga and poof you bought a better computer the last time around instead of getting the cheaper version, and you got the better one without any debt or illegal activity or whatnot .... howwweeevvveeerrr because it was within your affordability range, its the demo .. and doesnt work at all.

I wish I was a superhero

Kapowiee! You are now a superhero. Regrettably your only super power is to know all 359 Holy ... catchphrases uttered by Robin in the Batman 1960's TV series.

I wish that I had new 2019 car.

Zing bing bang bong .. you have a new 2019 car but sadly for you the car doesnt exist in reality as its in the future and in that future you lost your license

I wish I could love everybody

It is done.
However, "loving" everybody has given you something that only a doctor can maybe cure.

I wish that time travel was possible.

Bazinga poof .. time travel IS real .. and you are the one that cleverly discovers the physics to enable it .. however you trip over a peanut you dropped and hit your head causing amnesia.. and that HUGE discovery is lost to this world

I wish I could fly and land safely

*poof*
You can fly and land just as easily as Superman.
However, it's the taking off part that you need to improve on, so that you can quit running into things, like buildings.

I wish I could actually be a main character in a blockbuster movie.

Badda Bing Badda Boom! You are a superhero in a blockbuster movie!! unfortunately you are playing the part of S#*tman. Your superpower is flinging poo at the speed of light. At the end of every filming day, you have to take six showers.

I wish I was sixteen again, only not an ignorant slut.

Bazinga! You are sixteen again and well educated...however you are an outcast amongst fellow students and have no friends or social life and live in a remote town where well educated means you can read.

I wish I could see all good movies for free in a IMAX theater

SHAZZAM!
You can now watch for free, on an IMAX screen, all the great movies...

from 1932.

I wish I could travel anywhere I wish for free.

Boing! (That sounds magical, right?) You can travel anywhere you wish for free. The available travel methods are all very slow, uncomfortable, and not particularly safe. But you'll probably get there eventually. Probably.


I wish I could get through the next month without having to listen to any Christmas music.

Boing? For reals?

I like Deers Bing Badda Boom I recommend more magical language practice

You get through the Xmas period without hearing any Xmas music at all .. because its a choice you made to forfeit your hearing

I wish I had magical powers

/target Skyweir
/cast Boing!

Boing. You are now a level 1 Mage in WoW. Have fun with your magical powers.


I wish it would rain every day for the next 4 months.

ok boing, it is ..

It rains non stop everyday for the next 4 months, whenever you go out you are drenched, it rains so much it enters your apartment, floods the roads, highways and byways.. you hire a boat but rain fills the boat and it sinks, there is no way to get anywhere .. theres no sun no shine .. no warmth .. it is bitterly cold

I wish I had every magical power conceivable

Every magical power conceivable? Okay. You have all the abilities of a Druid, Warlock, Mage, Priest, Shaman, Monk, & Paladin, plus some random NPC abilities, not to mention a lifetime account ban because that sort of thing is obviously against the EULA.


I wish the rain hadn't driven all the spiders to seek indoor shelter.

🕷 🕷 🕷 🕷

Boing boing boing .. the rain doesnt chase all the spiders inside .. in fact they go inside because they wanted to watch telly and play WOW. In fact theyre such huge WOWers that they may never leave

I wish I didnt feel unwell right now

samrw3 wrote:Bazinga! You are sixteen again and well educated...however you are an outcast amongst fellow students and have no friends or social life and live in a remote town where well educated means you can read.

Accurate, except for the 16 part. :LOL:

FFFFfffzzzZZZIIIITTT!!!! You don't feel unwell. Now you feel horrible.

I wish I had second energy. Like second breakfast, only at the end of the working day. So I could do stuff after work, not just slouch on the couch.

Bazinga boing boing boing

You come home after work and you have a 2nd energy store, like 2nd breakfast .. and you are WIRED, you work from the minute you get home, all night and all day again. You feel hyper and happy but as you work 24hrs a day, you lose contact with friends and family, you dont know how to sit still... but you get HEAPS done all the time. You are alone .. very, very alone.