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Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2005 8:40 pm
by Creator
Frankenstein needed my homework for his brain!!
Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 1:55 am
by Cheval
Gap-sickness set-in.
Guess I kinda blanked out for a while...
Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 3:03 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Homework completion may disrupt the prophecy of scholastic Armageddon.
Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 2:44 am
by onewyteduck
I just don't care.
Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 3:07 am
by Cheval
Jumped over a creek, homework papers fell in, current whisked them away into the Gulf of Mexico, a fishing boat from New England (looking for Gulf Shrimp) scooped them up in their fishing nets, a packaging plant bought the bin of shrimp (with homework papers mixed in), the plant distributed the packages to the local supermarkets, the supermarket sold the shrimp boxes (with homework hidden inside), to a neighborhood grocery store.
If you want the homework, you'll find it at some grocery store in Boston in the seafood section with the Gulf shrimp.
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 12:54 am
by Creator
Kept reading chevals explanation and getting lost! Time got away from me - no time for homework!!
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 5:32 am
by firelion
Listen,here's the deal.A gust of wind came up blowing my papers out of my hand-into the window of a VW bus with Grateful Dead stickers all over it.I went to the door to inquire about getting my papers back,when the door opened out came this cloud of strange scented smoke which made me feel quite out of my wits.The driver said"dude man I am tripping so hard right now"wondering how someone sitting in a carseat could trip I asked him about my papers to which he replied"yea man thanks for the papers,we rolled the biggest hooter out of them".I asked him"you wrapped an owl in my homework?"He said dude are you a narc?"A topless lady in the back yelled out"Mark drive,this little dude is freekin me out"at this Mark yelled "buzzkill" at me whatever that means,slamed the door and drove into the side of the post office at which the van burst into flames.I will try to do better next time.
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 6:21 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Maybe I DID turn in my homework and you just LOST it, you no-attention-to-detail-pocket-dictator-frenzied-white-fro-bearing-gum-popping-glasses-wearing-no-good-educator-person!! Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!!!!!![raspberries and crude faux-Gallic gestures]
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 7:30 pm
by Lorelei
No self respecting procrastinator turns homework in on time.
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 10:48 pm
by onewyteduck
Obviously, you don't have enough impact on my life that I am going to waste my valuable personal time doing your petty homework. Be gone, peasant!
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 5:48 pm
by dennisrwood
please believe me when I say that Cho stole my homework.
Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 12:57 am
by Creator
Quick - find Cho - my homework was stolen too!!
Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 12:59 am
by onewyteduck
Really tried to do my homework but it was really interesting listening to the police scanner while they were hunting for Cho.
Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 2:23 am
by dennisrwood
saw Cho at the Quickie-Mart and spent all night talking to the cops.
Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:12 am
by onewyteduck
Trying to stop Dennis from ratting Cho out to the cops
Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:17 am
by firelion
Ummm?homework....homework ,oh yea! some chick in pink footy pajamas kicked me in the shins,did the Stone Cold Stunner on me and ran off with my notebook.
Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 7:00 am
by dennisrwood
vas is das?
Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 7:15 pm
by ChoChiyo
Was forced to seek medical aid as I hurt my foot kicking firelion to steal his notebook.
(I have his lunch too, but he hasn't noticed that yet.)
He he he
Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:11 pm
by dANdeLION
X marks the spot where my homework was buried by traitorous pirates; too bad they didn't leave me a map.
Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:32 pm
by Creator
A 12-year old Watch posting demoness stole it!!