ABC Why I Have To Break Our Date

Post by **Angoid** » Mon Feb 26, 2007 1:19 pm

Uuurghhhh .....

I heard a great one yesterday at lunch with some friends about a girl who really liked this guy who finally asked her out.

She was so nervous that she drank 1/2 a bottle of Vodka before going along.

At the end of the meal, he went to kiss her .... and she chucked up in his mouth.

Ewwwwwwwwwww ...... that's just .GOT. to take the biscuit, no?

Post by **Elfgirl** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 2:21 am

(VOMIT!!! EWWWWWW....total gross out, Angoid!!)

Very well - but you must take me to an uber-expensive restaurant in an F-40 Ferrari (which you must also give me at the end of the night for keepsies), give me a 10 carat diamond and an island in teh Bahamas, tax free with a retinue of servants and hot cabana boys to 'take care' of me. Do that, and I'll go on a date with you.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 11:56 pm

What the hell are you talking about?

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:39 am

X-Files is on, and I don't like you.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 5:47 pm

You didn't recognize the sarcasm dripping thickly in my voice when I said yes? That just proves it. You are even more of a moron then I thought.

Post by **A Gunslinger** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 6:12 pm

Zestfully clean and do not want to dirty myself.

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 7:07 pm

As far as I'm concerned, you suck.

dw

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 7:22 pm

Bugger off! I don't do pity dates....

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 7:49 pm

Cleaning out my colostomy bag.... and I just don't like you.

Post by **A Gunslinger** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 8:24 pm

Dog-sitting.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 8:29 pm

Eating and purging binge sounds like more fun.

Post by **A Gunslinger** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 1:38 pm

Fooling around with the chamber maid.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 6:42 pm

Going to smoke some crack then knock over a 7/11 store, then maybe turn a few tricks and then smoke some more crack.....

Post by **Cheval** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 12:34 am

Helping my Uncle break outta prison.
Wanna be lookout?

Post by **drew** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 12:36 am

I don't think mother will aprove of our dating...mother can be so hard somtimes...Oh, I'm sorry mother...I can't do that to her mother...I love her...Yes I said I love her...Get out of my head...ARRGGHH MOther,....no wonder dad left you for that hooker in Reno!!!

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 12:39 am

Just wait one minute here! I didn't agree to date you AND your girlfriend!

Post by **drew** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 12:41 am

KKK meeting tonight...you're welcome to come...but there's an....inititiation

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 12:42 am

Left my sanity, taste, class and grasp on reality at home when I agreed to date you.

Post by **drew** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 12:48 am

My ant farm fell over and brok aprt.
You're welcome to come over and help be gather the tasty little buggers up though.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 1:02 am

Necrophilia sounds more appealing

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