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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 1:19 pm
by Angoid
Uuurghhhh .....
I heard a great one yesterday at lunch with some friends about a girl who really liked this guy who finally asked her out.
She was so nervous that she drank 1/2 a bottle of Vodka before going along.
At the end of the meal, he went to kiss her .... and she chucked up in his mouth.
Ewwwwwwwwwww ...... that's just .GOT. to take the biscuit, no?
Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 2:21 am
by Elfgirl
(VOMIT!!! EWWWWWW....total gross out, Angoid!!)
Very well - but you must take me to an uber-expensive restaurant in an F-40 Ferrari (which you must also give me at the end of the night for keepsies), give me a 10 carat diamond and an island in teh Bahamas, tax free with a retinue of servants and hot cabana boys to 'take care' of me. Do that, and I'll go on a date with you.
Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 11:56 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
What the hell are you talking about?
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:39 am
by DukkhaWaynhim
X-Files is on, and I don't like you.
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 5:47 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
You didn't recognize the sarcasm dripping thickly in my voice when I said yes? That just proves it. You are even more of a moron then I thought.
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 6:12 pm
by A Gunslinger
Zestfully clean and do not want to dirty myself.
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 7:07 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
As far as I'm concerned, you suck.
dw
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 7:22 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
Bugger off! I don't do pity dates....
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 7:49 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Cleaning out my colostomy bag.... and I just don't like you.
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 8:24 pm
by A Gunslinger
Dog-sitting.
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 8:29 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
Eating and purging binge sounds like more fun.
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 1:38 pm
by A Gunslinger
Fooling around with the chamber maid.
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 6:42 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
Going to smoke some crack then knock over a 7/11 store, then maybe turn a few tricks and then smoke some more crack.....
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 12:34 am
by Cheval
Helping my Uncle break outta prison.
Wanna be lookout?
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 12:36 am
by drew
I don't think mother will aprove of our dating...mother can be so hard somtimes...Oh, I'm sorry mother...I can't do that to her mother...I love her...Yes I said I love her...Get out of my head...ARRGGHH MOther,....no wonder dad left you for that hooker in Reno!!!
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 12:39 am
by Cameraman Jenn
Just wait one minute here! I didn't agree to date you AND your girlfriend!
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 12:41 am
by drew
KKK meeting tonight...you're welcome to come...but there's an....inititiation
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 12:42 am
by Cameraman Jenn
Left my sanity, taste, class and grasp on reality at home when I agreed to date you.
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 12:48 am
by drew
My ant farm fell over and brok aprt.
You're welcome to come over and help be gather the tasty little buggers up though.
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 1:02 am
by Cameraman Jenn
Necrophilia sounds more appealing