Kevin's Watch

Hmmm Skyweir did not wish for anything...so forever corrupts all Skyweirs wishes and hopes and dreams....see what you get when you don't wish for stuff!

I wish skyweir will forgive me for crushing her dreams and hopes and wishes

Bazingo ... ... boing boing boing

Of course sky forgives Sammy for crushing her dreams and hopes and wishes .. but lol that was a Given mmm. how does one corrupt this as a result Sammy feels empowered to ruin everyones dreams hopes and wishes, but that results in everyone taking revenge .. causing Sammy to go on the run, have to change his name and leave all his friends and family behind.. leaving him a lone man forever running...

I wish there were more really good sci fi movies in the making

*KA-CHING!*
There are a LOT of good sci-fi movies now being made.
Only problem is that they are all only being shown at a small theater on a remote island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.
So much for international exposure!

I wish that I could take a shuttle to the moon for a few days.

You take a shuttle to the moon for a few days. The view is incredible, you find some cool rocks, but you're ready to go home. Unfortunately, NASA spent their whole budget on... um... other things and you're going to have to pay the bill for the trip back to Earth.


I wish I could control the weather.

Bazinga boing ... you can control the weather but only for a microsecond .. which is great cos for that microsecond you get whatever weather you want

I wish so many things, how can I choose just one? I wish I could decide.

You decide for cooler weather, and a snowstorm comes and you can't get out of your house for the next four days, in in the middle of your summer. Bummer.

I wish my car could repair itself.

Your car can repair itself. And drive itself. And think for itself. In fact, it doesn't really need you anymore. On the bright side, since you treated it well, you will probably be spared when it starts the whole robot uprising.


I wish my neighbors wouldn't use all the hot water when I want to take a shower.

Boing boing your neighbours dont USE ALL of the water before your shower .. it trickles out just enough for you to soap up .. and then runs out.

I wish I could get out of this snow drift Cord has wished me in.

What a summer bummer though we had hail the other day

Here's a shiny new shovel to dig your way out of the snow drift.


I wish the next season of GoT would start already.

The new season of GoT started already. You missed the first four episodes and can't get away from spoilers. But everyone is saying how bad it sucks anyway. George R.R. Martin goes into hiding and starts writing books with pink covers for third grade girls. Or, if you believe the rumors, he's flown to Tibet, or is adopting Malian babies, or perhaps lost after skydiving into the Wasatch mountains....

I wish there were about 8 extra hours per day during which I had energy and focus.

There are about 8 extra hours per day during which you have energy and focus. You spend those 8 hours in court, being sued by every watchmaker on the planet.


I wish it would snow.

It snows. Oh God, does it snow. You can now snowshoe to the top of Everest. Every city on earth buried, every rainforest, and every car rendered completely inert. Then it starts to melt...

I wish I could teleport.

deer of the dawn wrote:It snows. Oh God, does it snow. You can now snowshoe to the top of Everest. Every city on earth buried, every rainforest, and every car rendered completely inert. Then it starts to melt...

I wish I could teleport.

Ka-boom!
Okay, so you can teleport, but you end up in snow.
You teleport again. More snow.
Each time you teleport you -also- end up not inside buildings.

And then you run out of mana.


I wish our vehicle did not have issues!

Zzzzzzooop! Your vehicle no longer has issues! Nor does it have wheels, windows, motor, panels... nuthin'. No car, no car issues.


I wish I knew what to do!

Kazaam!

Now everybody tells you what they want you to do...
and where to go.

I wish people would quit telling me where to go.

People quit telling you where to go. But now you're lost, and no one will give you directions.


I wish I had enough money to not have to worry about money.

*POOF*
You now have all the money you want...

Lock up in several bank accounts that are all frozen due to a federal investigation by the FBI for embezzlement.
No money worries now because you are sent to prison.


I wish I knew where Sorus hid all the cash that wasn't in the bank accounts.

You find where I hid all the cash that wasn't in the bank accounts. You also find the dragon I left to guard it. The dragon has decided that it all belongs to him now.


I wish I hadn't left all my cash in the claws of a dragon.

POOF BOING BOING

You did not leave the cash that wasnt in your bank accounts, guarded by a dragon who thinks its ALL his. You left it all to Chevy who took it to Vegas and lost the lot

I wish Trump was as appealing to me as he is to his Trumpsters

Sky wrote:Trump is the greatest thing since sliced bread!

All of your friends think that your account has been hacked. Or that you were replaced by a pod person.


I wish I could stop being so stressed out about everything.