Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 4:44 pm
Iced up windows on my car, and me without a scraper.
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ABC Why I Have To Break Our Date
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Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 6:07 pm
Just got a better offer!
Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 6:37 pm
Kil Tyme wants to date me...have to go where the action is!
Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 6:41 pm
Later, I have a sort of emergency right now, you see, my Grandmother dropped acid and hijacked a schoolbus full of penguins so I really have to run right now....
Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 6:45 pm
Me no speak-a English...
Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 7:01 pm
No habla espanol....
Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 10:15 pm
Open chest cavity - need to stay home and stitch up.
Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 10:50 pm
Police have an APB out for me.
On second though... can I come over to YOUR place?
On second though... can I come over to YOUR place?
Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 10:53 pm
Quiet! I am still recovering from the vicious tequila hangover of my last date....
Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 5:18 pm
Rancid meat is giving me tummy problems. You can still come over if you want, but you might want to rub some Vicks under your nose.
Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 6:42 pm
Salivation problem. I can't stand the way you constantly drool....
Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 8:12 pm
Tutu dancing practice tonight. Now I just need to find a class.
Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 8:37 pm
Unable to comprehend any inkling of dating you.
Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 8:49 pm
Very well...I need more out of this relationship than I'm willing to put in.
Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 8:41 pm
Whining, Diving and Stinky Mining???
No, it's Wining, Dining and Sixty.... er, never mind.
If I have to explain it, it ain't worth it.
No, it's Wining, Dining and Sixty.... er, never mind.
If I have to explain it, it ain't worth it.
Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 2:49 am
X-tina wants me...yer out.
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 4:47 pm
You really just don't know what a mixed bag of neurosis and mental dysfunctions I am.
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 4:47 pm
Zippo ignated in my pants..... the burning!
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 8:35 pm
Asthma getting really bad...and I know how you like to get me to breathe heavily.
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 8:55 pm
Bad outbreak of herpes.... 
