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Posted: Thu May 16, 2019 1:08 am
by Khaliban
First, lightsabers don't attack on their own.
Second, I did not mock the lightsabers with a smiley face.
Third, the love child of Humphrey Bogart and a can of mashed potatoes needs more scratches and blood on it. That's not a believable post-cat anything.
Sorus, you're the cat expert. Do you believe the semi-gelatinous muppet was mauled by a cat?
Posted: Thu May 16, 2019 10:53 pm
by Sorus
My cats wouldn't touch the semi-gelatinous muppet with a ten-foot pole. Though they might paw at the floor around it to mime burying it.
Sky?
Posted: Tue May 21, 2019 4:18 am
by StevieG
No, but possibly next?
Posted: Tue May 21, 2019 7:12 am
by Skyweir
StevieG always seems to be in the know
prescient perhaps
Whos the gelatinous muppet of the moment?
Posted: Tue May 21, 2019 7:13 am
by Skyweir
Posted: Wed May 22, 2019 12:52 am
by Khaliban
Still more of the half-melted wax statue of Telly Savalas. Will it never learn?
Cags, you brought it. You need to clean it up.
Posted: Thu May 23, 2019 12:48 pm
by Cagliostro
It's a human placenta.
Oh, no, sorry, it is a
blobfish.
Does that help, Khal?
Posted: Fri May 24, 2019 6:55 am
by StevieG
It's definitely eww...
Aliantha, come back to us!
Posted: Sat May 25, 2019 12:26 am
by Khaliban
Cagliostro wrote:It's a human placenta.
Oh, no, sorry, it is a
blobfish.
Does that help, Khal?
No, it does not help. It is still dripping mucous all over my posts. Please send it to the cornfield.
Anyone with cornfield access or a jack-in-the-box backdoor password.
Posted: Sun May 26, 2019 2:22 pm
by Sorus
Tomorrow's gonna be a real good day. Wait, tomorrow's Monday. Drat.
TOM?
Posted: Sun May 26, 2019 7:02 pm
by aTOMiC
Yes? What is it?
Sky?
Posted: Mon May 27, 2019 6:51 am
by StevieG
Yes? Oh, hang on....
Cag?
Posted: Mon May 27, 2019 10:46 pm
by Khaliban
You're not Sky. Your signals are crossing. It might be a proximity thing. If you step over to New Zealand, it might clear up.
Linna, Luci, deer and null, you're Infrequent Rating has been upgraded from WTH to WTF. Please respond, or you will be moved to WTHHYB.
Posted: Tue May 28, 2019 4:43 pm
by Cagliostro
Responding.
StevieG, can you assist Billy Mumy with sending the blobfish to the cornfield? Then help him write some song about fish heads as he hangs with Dr. Demento.
Posted: Tue May 28, 2019 9:50 pm
by Skyweir
Such little weirdos
Ok thank god blobfish mucous dropper has been successfully relocated. I hear hes doing very well in the cornfield.
Ive seen Linna and Deer elsewhere on the Watch .. I cant think of any acceptable excuse for them not checking into Mallorys.. so someone pm them and serve this warrant on all AWOLLERS.
Be sure to let them know we love them too though ..
Posted: Wed May 29, 2019 1:33 am
by Khaliban
I do not serve warrants. I will verbally abuse blobfish and make nonsensical statements, but I draw the line at legal paperwork.
Next up, anyone who can convincingly pretend to be a paralegal.
Posted: Wed May 29, 2019 7:14 pm
by Cagliostro
Skyweir wrote:Ok thank god blobfish mucous dropper has been successfully relocated. I hear hes doing very well in the cornfield.
You've obviously never seen
this episode of the Twilight Zone. If that is what Khal was referring to.
Speaking of Kahliban, I cannot pretend to be a paralegal, but I am a pope.
Next up will be another pope. Or an anti-pope
Posted: Wed May 29, 2019 8:48 pm
by aTOMiC
Anti-pope?
Sorus?
Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 12:18 am
by Sorus
Are you asking me if I'm an anti-pope? I don't think I am. How would I tell for certain? I don't have a goatee, which I assume is required for the position. What happens if you put a pope and an anti-pope in the same room? Is that like matter and anti-matter? One way or another, I imagine new carpets would be required.
Sky, make me shut up before this gets out of hand.
Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 1:53 am
by Cheval
Sorry. Skyweir is gagged and hog tied by the anti-pope that walks among the crazy people.
Maybe Sorus can come to the rescue!
prescient perhaps 
