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Posted: **Mon Sep 21, 2015 4:27 am**

Do they deliver to caves?

--A

Posted: **Mon Sep 21, 2015 12:00 pm**

It's a small thing but what is it with people who squeeze tubes from the top rather than from the bottom. When you squeeze a tube of tomato puree, or toothpaste, or glue, squeeze the mutha up from the bottom so the next clown that uses it [ie me!] doesn't have to do all the squeezing up for every other .........

Posted: **Mon Sep 21, 2015 9:54 pm**

Avatar wrote:Do they deliver to caves?

--A

I think hermits probably lose hermit status points if they get deliveries from Amazon.

Of course, one of the many attractions to the hermit lifestyle is not caring about any kind of status points.

Posted: **Mon Sep 21, 2015 11:49 pm**

there are tubes of tomato puree?

Posted: **Tue Sep 22, 2015 4:39 am**

Sure. And tins, and sachets.

--A

Posted: **Tue Sep 22, 2015 8:13 pm**

All of that sounds like rations an evil government would issue to its citizens in some dystopian future.

Fortunately I won't have to worry about that, being a hermit and all.

Posted: **Wed Sep 23, 2015 4:18 am**

So no tomato purée for you?

--A

Posted: **Wed Sep 23, 2015 9:36 pm**

I'll grow my own tomatoes. In my cave. Outside my cave?

Still figuring out all the cave logistics.

Nothing against tomato purée, I just don't think I've ever used it in the same sentence as sachet.

First time for everything.

Posted: **Thu Sep 24, 2015 7:05 am**

Hahaha, yes there is.

--A

Posted: **Sun Sep 27, 2015 9:08 am**

Sorus, you are turning into a modern-day Daniel Gumb Don't know who Daniel Gumb was? Well, he was a man who........

Posted: **Sun Sep 27, 2015 5:23 pm**

I can live with that. Or like that.

In related news, I would like to take a moment to congratulate my upstairs neighbors on their adoption of a clog-dancing hippopotamus.

Posted: **Sun Sep 27, 2015 9:42 pm**

Sorus wrote:I can live with that. Or like that.

In related news, I would like to take a moment to congratulate my upstairs neighbors on their adoption of a clog-dancing hippopotamus.

...which, if the case, is LITERALLY a "pet peeve."

Posted: **Sun Sep 27, 2015 9:58 pm**

I haven't actually seen it, but that's the finalist in the latest round of late-night Guess That Noise!

Posted: **Mon Sep 28, 2015 2:26 am**

*nod*

Posted: **Mon Sep 28, 2015 2:37 am**

peter wrote:Sorus, you are turning into a modern-day Daniel Gumb Don't know who Daniel Gumb was? Well, he was a man who........

Got to credit the guy. He made a home of it.
Now the Independent Order of Rechabites is something I could do with out.
Order of the Twin Brothers. Dionysus and Bacchus is something to look at.
(Drink enough and you will be seeing double)

Posted: **Mon Sep 28, 2015 4:39 am**

Quiet.

--A

Posted: **Tue Sep 29, 2015 6:07 am**

damn commercials on youtube, some are longer than the video I want to watch.

Posted: **Tue Sep 29, 2015 8:25 am**

..... and they're starting to omit the 'skip ad' option more and more frequently!

Posted: **Tue Sep 29, 2015 8:25 pm**

Linna Heartlistener wrote:*nod*

I get weird when I'm tired.

Posted: **Tue Sep 29, 2015 8:36 pm**

peter wrote:Sorus, you are turning into a modern-day Daniel Gumb Don't know who Daniel Gumb was? Well, he was a man who........

Gee, all this time I thought Mick Axbrewder was the man who...

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