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Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2004 4:48 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Heh, why would anyone eat Revan's plastic tool?
My favorite fairy tale is...
Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2004 5:09 pm
by aTOMiC
My favorite fairy tale is tucked away in the recesses of my mind. Buried in a vast chamber filled with piles of useless information that is inaccessible to me at the present time.
The taste of broccoli is an experience that I....
Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2004 5:50 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
The taste of broccoli is an experience that I re-encounter on a weekly basis [broccoli yum!].
However, the taste of brussels sprouts...
Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2004 7:11 pm
by aTOMiC
However, the taste of brussels sprouts are far less popular to most people who like broccoli but I seem to like them nearly as much. Mmmm Broccoli rules!
Eating lima beans is like taking a used cat box and....
Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2004 8:05 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Eating lima beans is like taking a used cat box and putting it out of smell range, then taking a big bite of something mealy and disturbingly bland.
One vegetable that just shouldn't be eaten is...
Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2004 8:09 pm
by aTOMiC
One vegetable that just shouldn't be eaten is the vile and deadly PEAS! AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!! I can't even spell their name without wanting to vomit. AAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHGGGGG!!!! SPUURRRGGGGGLLLLLLLLLLLLLGGGGG. cough cough cough. Buuuuurrrrlaaaaagggggggggg!!! cough cough cough.........I don't care about my shoes..Bluuugrrrraaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhgggghghppp.
If I had to pick the worst place I've ever vomited it would have to be...
Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2004 8:55 pm
by FizbansTalking_Hat
If I had to pick the worst place I've ever vomited it would have to be...my gf's father's bedroom after drinking too much gin that we stole from his liquor cabinet.
The dog was trying to...
Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2004 1:14 pm
by aTOMiC
The dog was trying to find a good location to evacuate his colon when he spied my shoes sitting in the closet. He slowly and silently crept toward the object of hes desires and then pounced!
I can prove that the moon is made of cheese because...
Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2004 3:36 pm
by Revan
I can prove that the moon is made of cheese because...I've never been there. and niether has no one else. Everything about the first moon-landing was faked.
heh, I love...
Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2004 4:37 am
by matrixman
Heh, I love the smell of napalm in the morning because it smells like...like victory.
I hate the smell of...
Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2004 11:09 am
by Revan
I hate the smell of...Pies, it's not very nice you know...
Why oh why must I...
Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2004 12:57 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Why oh why must I come to this wonderful business establishment 5 days out of 7? I mean, despite the whole paycheck thing...
If I could only get paid to do so, I would gladly quit my job and become a professional...
Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2004 1:01 pm
by Revan
If I could only get paid to do so, I would gladly quit my job and become a professional...Pie eater...
The thing I find most weak and feeble is...
Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2004 11:35 am
by aTOMiC
The thing I find most weak and feeble is weakness.
The largest astronomical object in the sky on any given night is....
Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2004 2:00 pm
by Revan
The largest astronomical object in the sky on any given night is....The moon. But only to the naked human eye. As there are many things larger than the moon. But they are at such a distance that we can't see them.
This line is going to suck because...
Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2004 2:41 pm
by aTOMiC
This line is going to suck because the beginning was so uninspired that it nearly didn't come into being.
The thing I like best about television sitcoms is....
Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2004 2:42 pm
by Revan
The thing I like best about television sitcoms is....the pr0n!
heh, I find, that if you...
Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2004 4:02 am
by Cate
Heh, I find that if you really want something done, you have to do it yourself.
It was a really scarey situation when.........
Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2004 1:15 pm
by Revan
It was a really scarey situation when.........I lost my pie.
heh, What did I gain? If not....
Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2004 1:32 pm
by TIC TAC
heh, What did I gain? If not a very short vocabulary.
The winds rattled the windows of the shack so violently that the ancient glass seemed to scream for a release from its torment. Finally when it all seemed a though the tired old wood building could bear no more...