Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Thu Mar 31, 2005 12:57 am**

Jupiter is not in the proper alignment with the other planets and so is not conducive to homework being done right

Posted: **Fri Apr 01, 2005 12:50 am**

King Charles forbade me to do my homework! YOU CANNOT DEFY THE KING.

Posted: **Fri Apr 01, 2005 1:56 am**

Look! Up in the air! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's my homework blowing away!

Posted: **Fri Apr 01, 2005 2:02 pm**

Man, cannot live on vodkuh, a-lone, try though he mights [hic]. Now, vodka and tomato juish, that'sh a different shtory... Oh, did you shay shomething about home[hic]work?

DW

Posted: **Fri Apr 01, 2005 11:55 pm**

Nobody authorized the assignment given out to the class. Next time, I suggest having a goverment representative nearby.

Posted: **Sat Apr 02, 2005 12:56 am**

Offensive. I found this assignment to be downright offensive!

Posted: **Sat Apr 02, 2005 2:13 am**

Perhaps I just don't want to!!

Posted: **Sat Apr 02, 2005 3:51 am**

Quite buggin' me about homework.
I have to go help Superman and Flash catch some major-duty mind-masters of hardened criminals!
I will do it after justice has been served.

Posted: **Sat Apr 02, 2005 5:45 pm**

Really, really, really, really RICH Uncle just passed. I'll never have to work and don't need that diploma. All of this makes your homework obsolete.

Posted: **Sun Apr 03, 2005 2:42 am**

Satan told me to burn it - he needed the lesson. What could I do? I didn't want demons to attack!!

Posted: **Sun Apr 03, 2005 4:23 am**

There's a bustle in my hedgerow. Too alarmed to do homework.

Posted: **Mon Apr 04, 2005 7:04 pm**

Under strict orders from Orange Juice box to 'Concentrate' - no time to do anything else...except post here.

DW

Posted: **Tue Apr 05, 2005 10:11 pm**

VICTORY IS MINE!!!
I am a graduate and homework is moot!

Posted: **Tue Apr 05, 2005 10:15 pm**

We don't need no education
We dont need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teachers leave them kids alone
Hey! Teachers! Leave them kids alone!
All in all it's just another brick in the wall.
All in all you're just another brick in the wall.

Posted: **Tue Apr 05, 2005 10:28 pm**

X marks the spot where I buried my homework....and my teacher. Teachers. and the principal.

Bwah ah ha

Posted: **Wed Apr 06, 2005 12:08 am**

You don't want to know why I didn't do my homework.

Trust me.

You really don't.

Posted: **Wed Apr 06, 2005 12:27 am**

Zoinks! Scoobie Doo took it away as a clue.

Posted: **Wed Apr 06, 2005 1:23 am**

All in all you're just another brick in the wall....
Too busy listening to a collection of my LP's...

Posted: **Wed Apr 06, 2005 6:32 am**

banned from doing homework.

Posted: **Wed Apr 06, 2005 3:15 pm**

Chakra realignment in process - Do Not Disturb.

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