Finish my Sentence Game...

Post by **Cheval** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 2:24 am

I used to think I would like to fly,
now I can - that ain't no lie.
At first, the fear was so real,
but now it ain't no big deal.
I can swoop, soar and dive,
...

Post by **Edge** » Sun Sep 19, 2004 5:48 am

I used to think I would like to fly,
now I can - that ain't no lie.
At first, the fear was so real,
but now it ain't no big deal.
I can swoop, soar and dive,
...
I can do a mid-air funky jive!
Check out my aerial acrobatics
From the windows of your attics.

The only thing worse than an itch in a place you can't reach, is...

Post by **Cheval** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 1:11 am

The only thing worse than an itch in a place you can't reach, is...
Trying to find someone who is willing to scratch it for you.

The best thing about my bedroom is...

Post by **danlo** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 7:32 pm

The best thing about my bedroom is...the full lenght mirror because it shows off my huge...

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 10:03 pm

The best thing about my bedroom is...the full lenght mirror because it shows off my huge nostrils, which would be important if I had any eyes. My sense of smell is so powerful...

Post by **danlo** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 10:57 pm

My sense of smell is so powerful...that a can sense a rabbit farting in China.

I got so mad at one of my High School students that I took an apple and...

Post by **Cate** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 10:55 pm

(I wasn't gonna touch this, but here goes.....)

I got so mad at one of my high school students that I took an apple and.........smashed it up against the blackboard, wishing it had been his face instead.

If I win the lottery the first thing I will do is.........

Post by **duchess of malfi** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 1:40 am

If I win the lottery the first thing I will do is.........give the ticket to the local children's hospital.

(It's probably why I will never win.

)

If I could give anyone a great big warm, friendly hug today, it would be...

Post by **Cheval** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 2:08 am

If I could give anyone a great big warm, friendly hug today, it would be...
...Dutchess for having such a big heart to give away all of that money.

If Dutchess gave the money to me, I would...

Post by **Edge** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 12:36 pm

If Duchess gave the money to me, I would... give her a great big warm, friendly hug!

The only way to fool all of the people all of the time is to...

Post by **CovenantJr** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 5:12 pm

The only way to fool all of the people all of the time is to...make sure you only associate with fools.

If I had no underpants I would...

Post by **Cate** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 2:40 am

If I had no underpants, I would definitely not wear short skirts.

You take your life in your hands when you........

Post by **Cheval** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 3:17 am

You take your life in your hands when you...
wear a short skirt with no underpants on a windy day
while walking drunk in a downtown red-light section.
(ouch!)

To prevent that terrible rash from speading...

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 4:01 am

To prevent that terrible rash from speading, stop sleeping with those who wear short skirts with no underpants on windy days while walking drunk in a downtown red-light section.

Prostitution is like baking; ...

Post by **Cheval** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 1:38 am

Prostitution is like baking; ...

Spoiler

I couldn't think of anything,
But I DID make you look!

The problem with the younger generation is...

Post by **Cate** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 2:41 am

The problem with the younger generation is that they,like the ones before them, won't appreciate their youth until it is past.

Show me a man who is not afraid, and I'll show you

Post by **Cheval** » Mon Nov 01, 2004 3:52 am

Show me a man who is not afraid, and I'll show you

...a fool.

The thing I fear the most is...

Post by **Loredoctor** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 12:20 pm

The thing I fear the most is...someone completing this sentence.

One is never . . .

Post by **matrixman** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 5:22 am

One is never enough, while two are too many.

People in glass houses shouldn't...

Post by **Loredoctor** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 6:49 am

People in glass houses shouldn't...be stared at.

I once had a monkey, but it . . .

Kevin's Watch

Kevin's Watch

Finish my Sentence Game...