What have you been dreaming about lately?

[Cameraman Jenn]

I dreamed I was floating, just floating and at peace with floating. Then suddenly someone grabbed me by my hair and dragged me back to reality and it was my friend Cyndi. Reality in dreams is apparently a few feet below the floating level. Then she started to give me a lecture about me being so idealized and romantic and I couldn't look at her for the guilt and because I didn't want to and then when I finally looked back she was my father and I couldn't imagine him giving me this lecture when he is the person who encouraged my imagination and my love of life in the first place. I looked away again and the voice and lecture continued and it turned into another female voice and it was Julie and she was telling me that all the things I had just been told were false and that she loved me for my crazy faith in the nature of humanity and for my blind trust. She was standing on some sort of dais and I walked up to greet her and as I tried to put my arms around her she turned into a bird and flew away and so I was left standing on this dais and then I realized it was an altar and I was suddenly a priest or nun of some sort and expected to perform a blood sacrifice and I looked down and it was Shadow, a dog I had as a tiny kid. I balked and then realized that thousands of eyes were watching me awaiting me performing this ritual. I looked around myself and in priestly robes was my mother. I asked her what to do and she said I must kill him to prove that I was able to lead and that I was worthy to move on. I resolved myself to kill shadow but as I turned back I realized that he was already dead and partially rotting so i cut out his heart and threw it at my mother's feet and yelled, "Are you happy now?" and I turned and walked up through the temple doors and found myself by the ocean, not west coast beaches but east with the stones and course sand and I plunged into the water and instead of feeling cleansed I felt dirtier. As I got out my friend from high school, Wyatt, met me on the shore and he took my hand and told me that everything would be ok. Then I felt cleansed and that all was right and I laughed and Moose came bounding out of the waves and hit me in the chest with his paws and I woke up.

[CovenantJr]

I don't know what exactly my dreaming involved during my 28 hour sleep marathon, but I know it featured Waddley, Elvis Costello and Mick Fleetwood.

[Cameraman Jenn]

That's kinky! Especially if you had a cart full of large cucumbers and vaseline...

[AjK]

Especially if you had a cart full of large cucumbers and vaseline...

* swears off garden salads indefinitely *

[Cameraman Jenn]

I dreamed I was walking on the beach and a gull flew down and thanked me for feeding his brother and then he asked me why I was sad. I asked him why he thought I was sad because i didn't feel sad and he said that I had a caul about me that smelled and tasted of sadness. I told him he was silly and he told me to look in my heart and see if he was right or wrong and I found that he was right. I found I was grieving for a person long gone in my mind and so I asked the gull what to do and he said swim. So I went into the ocean and i suddenly had gills and I swam and swam until I got to the upper pacific northwest and I was swimming with king salmon and I asked one what made them follow and he said trust and that I should hang behind and talk to the Sea Father who was just a few leagues behind so I treaded water waiting and a weird combo of orca and finback came up to me and said, "Child, you need to make a decision." and I told him I can't and he said, "You have already made your decision." and told me to grasp his fin and then he dived with me on his back. We swam for hours and we surfaced again and he asked me, "Are you sure are you happy or are you here for some know because sadness pervades you" and I said, "No that is why I am here, to help me know." and he said, "you lie to yourself and deny your heart if you take the path that is safe. You have taken that path before and it left you bereft. Follow your heart child before it is too late." Then I was back on shore and the gulls asked for food and cigarettes and I woke up.

[aliantha]

Hmm...interesting....

[CovenantJr]

I dreamed that I went to another fest. I remember Lucimay and Danlo were there, plus some people who don't exist. We went on some kind of road trip and ended up stuck in Texas (though from the pictures I've Googled, it looked more like Arizona). I didn't like any of the non-existent people, and one of them weed on my head. I'm not joking. I was standing up at the time, too. Must have taken some genital muscle to manage that feat.

[Cameraman Jenn]

Hmmm.... where to start analyzing that dream....

[danlo]

Sounds like the reverse of the New Mexican motto: Piss on Texas! As in: after I got pissed at the bar I went out on the street and pissed on a Texan!

[Zenlunatic]

Sounds like the reverse of the New Mexican motto: Piss on Texas! As in: after I got pissed at the bar I went out on the street and pissed on a Texan!

That's our motto, man? Damn, we're cooler than I thought...

[danlo]

Visit Sandia West ski resort! Catering exclusively to Texans. Now hiring pushers.

[Zenlunatic]

Ah! I don't make it to Sandia much, SF Ski area is much closer. But I'll remember to get my application in...

[danlo]

No the west side is a sheer drop-right off the crest-that's the joke!

[Zenlunatic]

Yes, I got the joke, I was joking I would apply for the job...

[CovenantJr]

I dreamed that a small creature, a guinea pig kind of thing, was biting my fingers as hard as it could. It had big triangular teeth, like a kid would draw. Eventually it bit me so hard its teeth broke. Then I woke up.

[Cameraman Jenn]

I dreamed I was dead and was a ghost and I was haunting Julie and trying to make her do the right thing but I can't remember what that was.

[Cagliostro]

I dreamed that I went to another fest. I remember Lucimay and Danlo were there, plus some people who don't exist. We went on some kind of road trip and ended up stuck in Texas (though from the pictures I've Googled, it looked more like Arizona). I didn't like any of the non-existent people, and one of them weed on my head. I'm not joking. I was standing up at the time, too. Must have taken some genital muscle to manage that feat.

You just can't get walking in on me out of your head, can you? It must have been the highlight of your year.

[CovenantJr]

I wouldn't apply 'genital muscle' to you...

[Cagliostro]

You are a genital muscle.

That's it. I'm going to kick your ass today after school. Meet me by the jungle gym.

[Auleliel]

I dreamt that about 30-40 people from KevinsWatch were at my house for a 'fest and everyone decided they hated me and they left. I woke up feeling inadequate.