ABC Why I Have To Break Our Date

Post by **Cagliostro** » Fri May 18, 2007 3:14 pm

Orgasm-fright...kinda like stage fright, but....

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Fri May 18, 2007 5:19 pm

Pregnancy is interfering with my ability to don my cute sexy outfits...

Post by **Cagliostro** » Fri May 18, 2007 5:53 pm

Quirrel has kicked out Voldemort and now has me on the back of his head, and I can't get away.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Fri May 18, 2007 6:13 pm

Rigormortis has set in.

Post by **Cagliostro** » Fri May 18, 2007 6:40 pm

Stabby the Psychotic Clown has come to visit, and now I'm calling from the ambulance.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Fri May 18, 2007 8:29 pm

Terrible case of the cooties contracted from Cagliostro....sorry....

Post by **Cagliostro** » Fri May 18, 2007 8:32 pm

Ubiquitousness of shopping music has caused me to stub my toe in fleeing all manner of public thoroughfares. I'll be icing it tonight.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Fri May 18, 2007 9:53 pm

Velour jumpsuits are NOT appropriate for fine dining experiences, until you get a better fashion sense, all dates are off.

Post by **Elfgirl** » Mon May 21, 2007 1:14 am

Why? Because I said so.

Post by **drew** » Mon May 21, 2007 1:32 am

Xanadu is on sale at walmart. Have to camp out so I don't miss it.

Cameraman Jenn wrote:Pregnancy is interfering with my ability to don my cute sexy outfits...

Pfft yeah right.
Pregnant women are the HOTTEST!!

Post by **Cagliostro** » Mon May 21, 2007 4:25 pm

Year of time in the Peace Corps made me unable to date hippies.

Post by **Cheval** » Mon May 21, 2007 8:26 pm

Zeus told me that he'd strike me down in a bolt of lightning if I were to date you.

Post by **Cagliostro** » Mon May 21, 2007 8:53 pm

Adonis said he'd like to date with you, but me...I'm not interested.

Post by **Elfgirl** » Tue May 22, 2007 1:52 am

Bugger off...you're SO not my type!

Post by **Cagliostro** » Tue May 22, 2007 5:19 pm

Crusties. Oh yeah, I've got the crusties.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Tue May 22, 2007 5:31 pm

Demondim stole my staff of dating law.....

Post by **Cagliostro** » Tue May 22, 2007 10:26 pm

Elohim ate my baby!

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Tue May 22, 2007 10:39 pm

Fangthane sent a bunch of kresh and I'll be busy this evening fighting them off.

Post by **Cagliostro** » Wed May 23, 2007 4:25 pm

Gorgeousness prevents me from being able to date you.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Wed May 23, 2007 4:44 pm

Haruchai got killed and now it's my turn to take the Vow.

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