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Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 3:14 pm
by Cagliostro
Orgasm-fright...kinda like stage fright, but....

Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 5:19 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
Pregnancy is interfering with my ability to don my cute sexy outfits...

Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 5:53 pm
by Cagliostro
Quirrel has kicked out Voldemort and now has me on the back of his head, and I can't get away.

Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 6:13 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
Rigormortis has set in.

Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 6:40 pm
by Cagliostro
Stabby the Psychotic Clown has come to visit, and now I'm calling from the ambulance.

Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 8:29 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
Terrible case of the cooties contracted from Cagliostro....sorry....

Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 8:32 pm
by Cagliostro
Ubiquitousness of shopping music has caused me to stub my toe in fleeing all manner of public thoroughfares. I'll be icing it tonight.

Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 9:53 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
Velour jumpsuits are NOT appropriate for fine dining experiences, until you get a better fashion sense, all dates are off.

Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 1:14 am
by Elfgirl
Why? Because I said so.

Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 1:32 am
by drew
Xanadu is on sale at walmart. Have to camp out so I don't miss it.




Cameraman Jenn wrote:Pregnancy is interfering with my ability to don my cute sexy outfits...
Pfft yeah right.
Pregnant women are the HOTTEST!!

Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 4:25 pm
by Cagliostro
Year of time in the Peace Corps made me unable to date hippies.

Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 8:26 pm
by Cheval
Zeus told me that he'd strike me down in a bolt of lightning if I were to date you.

Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 8:53 pm
by Cagliostro
Adonis said he'd like to date with you, but me...I'm not interested.

Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 1:52 am
by Elfgirl
Bugger off...you're SO not my type!

Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 5:19 pm
by Cagliostro
Crusties. Oh yeah, I've got the crusties.

Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 5:31 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
Demondim stole my staff of dating law.....

Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 10:26 pm
by Cagliostro
Elohim ate my baby!

Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 10:39 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
Fangthane sent a bunch of kresh and I'll be busy this evening fighting them off.

Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 4:25 pm
by Cagliostro
Gorgeousness prevents me from being able to date you.

Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 4:44 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
Haruchai got killed and now it's my turn to take the Vow.