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Constantly, with geese around the Fed Center that I work at. They are a pooping territorial nuisance, and I don't like them.

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Can you define "loved"?
Like...physically?
If so then define "bird".

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Behold the enormous bosoms!

(Seriously, the guy needed help.)


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I have an aggressive bird story. Years ago when Buck of the dawn was but a spotted youngling, I visited a friend who had geese. The gander thought it was his mission to defend the horses against all comers. I got out of the car with my toddler and here comes the gander, all chest out, wings flapping-- I had already seen him attack another little boy, so I picked up my son and the goose closed in. Without even thinking, I grabbed that goose right under the jaw and lifted it up in the air, where it changed its tune rapidly while I chuckled, "How do you like me now?"

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Quite a few times, as a matter of fact. I think I've been goosed more than I have goosed.

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Hmm.... Stag of the dawn's posterior has remained my fixation throughout the years, but shoulders are good.

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Well, it's my daughter's 15th birthday today, so it has been great so far even though it's only just after 9am.

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I just did 2 miles; because, cabin fever.


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I don't lose sleep over it, but mosquitoes suck.


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Once upon a time there was a Mosquito named Gary who loved to suck blood from mammals. One day Gary decided to suck blood from a mammal named Tom. Tom decided that he didn't like being bitten by Gary so he smashed Gary with his hand. The End.

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I love it, but I have doubts about its odds at being published. At least without pictures.

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I have lots of them with links in my signature and everything. Read the Belgariad story some time. Unless you like the Belgariad, then stay away.


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That's me! I've soured on the Eddings books years ago, and donated them to a thrift shop.

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I prefer the Gap game, but the Mordant's Need one is great to read - I'm just a little rusty on the Mordant's Need books. Might have to do a re-read...

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No, not Sky. Just me dragged in from Covid19 alternate universe.

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At least you got some of those letters correct. 😉

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Nope, Caggie B

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Now you're just getting silly.

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K to the H to the A to the L
I to the B to the A to the N

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