Kevin's Watch

Constantly, with geese around the Fed Center that I work at. They are a pooping territorial nuisance, and I don't like them.

Someone who has loved a bird.

Can you define "loved"?
Like...physically?
If so then define "bird".

Someone who has read Piers Anthony.

Behold the enormous bosoms!

(Seriously, the guy needed help.)


Someone who can rise above the puns.

I have an aggressive bird story. Years ago when Buck of the dawn was but a spotted youngling, I visited a friend who had geese. The gander thought it was his mission to defend the horses against all comers. I got out of the car with my toddler and here comes the gander, all chest out, wings flapping-- I had already seen him attack another little boy, so I picked up my son and the goose closed in. Without even thinking, I grabbed that goose right under the jaw and lifted it up in the air, where it changed its tune rapidly while I chuckled, "How do you like me now?"

Someone who's been goosed.

Quite a few times, as a matter of fact. I think I've been goosed more than I have goosed.

Someone who gets turned on by shoulders.

Hmm.... Stag of the dawn's posterior has remained my fixation throughout the years, but shoulders are good.

Someone who had a great day?

Well, it's my daughter's 15th birthday today, so it has been great so far even though it's only just after 9am.

Oh khaliban, where ya gonna run to, all on that day?

I just did 2 miles; because, cabin fever.


Someone not afraid of West Nile Virus.

I don't lose sleep over it, but mosquitoes suck.


Someone who has a Mosquito Story.

Once upon a time there was a Mosquito named Gary who loved to suck blood from mammals. One day Gary decided to suck blood from a mammal named Tom. Tom decided that he didn't like being bitten by Gary so he smashed Gary with his hand. The End.

Someone who likes my story.

I love it, but I have doubts about its odds at being published. At least without pictures.

Someone else with a story.

I have lots of them with links in my signature and everything. Read the Belgariad story some time. Unless you like the Belgariad, then stay away.


Someone not afraid to hate the Belgariad.

That's me! I've soured on the Eddings books years ago, and donated them to a thrift shop.

...Someone who likes the Mordant's Need Trivia Game thread?

I prefer the Gap game, but the Mordant's Need one is great to read - I'm just a little rusty on the Mordant's Need books. Might have to do a re-read...

Sky?

No, not Sky. Just me dragged in from Covid19 alternate universe.

Next is Cagliostro or Khaliban

At least you got some of those letters correct.

Stevie G?

Nope, Caggie B

Deer to the D?

Now you're just getting silly.

Someone who can be properly humorous.

K to the H to the A to the L
I to the B to the A to the N

Altogether now...