Kevin's Watch

Is that a viable method of recruiting minions?

Is it not a viable method of recruiting minions?

minion mɪnjən
noun
a servant or underling of a powerful person,
a slave or subject of a powerful person,
a servile or unimportant individual controlled by a powerful person.

Does anyone ever read the fine print?

Are not the most pertinently critical implications only in the fine print?

Are you a lawyer?

Are you not a lawyer? Am I in the thread with the non lawyers?

Do lawyers have minions?

Have you met a lawyer that doesn't?

So shall I just claim you both as minions, now thats settled?

Have you prepared the proper paperwork, in triplicate, with supporting documentation, full benefit information, a list of duties, vacation days, salary requirements, names of witnesses, housing information, names of people to blame when this all goes south, the after dinner mint, the dinner, and the parking validation?

Dont you know I have prepared all the relevant documentation?

Is this my first rodeo?

How many minions do you already have, and what sort of hierarchy do they have? And if you don't currently have any minions, what happened to them?

Is "minion" negotiable?

Do you not know I have a relatively small minion force?

And do you not know there is no heirarchy among minions?

And do you not know I take very good care of my minions?

Do you not know minions are non negotiable?

I'm sure you can understand my caution after the whole thing with the Amnion - this opportunity doesn't involve any gratuitous mutagens, does it?

Did you know you only get one question?

Whos rule is that ?

Can we not make new rules as we go, so long as questions are asked?

Ahh so you dont know there are not gratuitous mutagens among my minions?

How many times can you say gratuitous mutagens among my minions before your tongue ties itself into a pretzel?

Why weren't we told mutagens were part of this job?

Do you not read that they are NOT part of the job?