ABC Why I Have To Break Our Date

Post by **Cagliostro** » Wed May 23, 2007 6:25 pm

Ingolstadt has blown up, and the Illuminati are unmaking themselves, and all hell is breaking loose! THE END OF THE WORLD IS NIGH!!!!! Cthulhu is come!

Post by **Cheval** » Sun May 27, 2007 10:52 pm

Jealous wife wants to come along.
I don't recommend a date until she meets you.
(Oh, by the way - did I mention what happened to the other victims...er... girls she met before?)

Post by **Cagliostro** » Mon May 28, 2007 9:30 pm

Klondike vacation happens this week. I completely forgot...

Post by **A Gunslinger** » Tue May 29, 2007 1:33 pm

Liposuction surgery.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Tue May 29, 2007 4:10 pm

manic depression has set in.

Post by **Cagliostro** » Tue May 29, 2007 4:35 pm

Nuclear bomb dropped, and I've got to wash the fallout out of my hair.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Tue May 29, 2007 4:40 pm

Oh my god, was that today? Sorry, it interfere's with my parole hearing.

Post by **Cagliostro** » Tue May 29, 2007 8:11 pm

Parole hearing for Jenn that I'll be serving at. Can't make it. Sorry.

Post by **Cheval** » Tue May 29, 2007 8:56 pm

"Q" from Star Trek has other plans for me.

Post by **Cagliostro** » Tue May 29, 2007 9:33 pm

Riddikulus spell backfired and now I've got to figure out how to get rid of this tail, giant buckteeth and blue feet.

Post by **Cheval** » Wed May 30, 2007 12:53 am

Snape needs me to help him change Cagliostro back to a human again.

Post by **Cagliostro** » Wed May 30, 2007 3:05 pm

The Transcendental Frogs are playing tonight, and I just don't think you'd get them.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Thu May 31, 2007 1:24 am

Underdog marathon on cartoon network...

Post by **Cagliostro** » Thu May 31, 2007 4:52 pm

Vermicious knids ate my baby!

Post by **Cheval** » Thu May 31, 2007 8:10 pm

Whatever made you believe we had a date in the first place?

Post by **Cagliostro** » Thu May 31, 2007 10:05 pm

X-cavating the bones of my last dates tonight. But I'll be happy to take you to this nice secluded spot tomorrow.

Post by **Elfgirl** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:38 am

Yodelling classes tonight. I'm getting SO-OH-de-LAY-oh-deh-layEEE good at it too...

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 5:57 pm

Zeppelin crashed in my backyard, need to clean up the bodies.

Post by **Cagliostro** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 3:58 pm

Acne covered teenagers kept assulting me to buy magazines from them to keep them off the street. I told them to keep off my front porch. A fight ensued, and being an old man of 37, not to mention that there were 10 of them, they kicked my butt. My Louisville Slugger just wasn't quick enough.

They say I'll heal up by the fall though.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:17 pm

Busted for crack, can we postpone until I get out of the slammer?

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ABC Why I Have To Break Our Date