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Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 6:25 pm
by Cagliostro
Ingolstadt has blown up, and the Illuminati are unmaking themselves, and all hell is breaking loose! THE END OF THE WORLD IS NIGH!!!!! Cthulhu is come!
Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 10:52 pm
by Cheval
Jealous wife wants to come along.
I don't recommend a date until she meets you.
(Oh, by the way - did I mention what happened to the other victims...er... girls she met before?)
Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 9:30 pm
by Cagliostro
Klondike vacation happens this week. I completely forgot...
Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 1:33 pm
by A Gunslinger
Liposuction surgery.
Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 4:10 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
manic depression has set in.
Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 4:35 pm
by Cagliostro
Nuclear bomb dropped, and I've got to wash the fallout out of my hair.
Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 4:40 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
Oh my god, was that today? Sorry, it interfere's with my parole hearing.
Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 8:11 pm
by Cagliostro
Parole hearing for Jenn that I'll be serving at. Can't make it. Sorry.
Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 8:56 pm
by Cheval
"Q" from Star Trek has other plans for me.
Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 9:33 pm
by Cagliostro
Riddikulus spell backfired and now I've got to figure out how to get rid of this tail, giant buckteeth and blue feet.
Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 12:53 am
by Cheval
Snape needs me to help him change Cagliostro back to a human again.
Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 3:05 pm
by Cagliostro
The Transcendental Frogs are playing tonight, and I just don't think you'd get them.
Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 1:24 am
by Cameraman Jenn
Underdog marathon on cartoon network...
Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 4:52 pm
by Cagliostro
Vermicious knids ate my baby!
Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 8:10 pm
by Cheval
Whatever made you believe we had a date in the first place?
Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 10:05 pm
by Cagliostro
X-cavating the bones of my last dates tonight. But I'll be happy to take you to this nice secluded spot tomorrow.
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:38 am
by Elfgirl
Yodelling classes tonight. I'm getting SO-OH-de-LAY-oh-deh-layEEE good at it too...
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 5:57 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
Zeppelin crashed in my backyard, need to clean up the bodies.
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 3:58 pm
by Cagliostro
Acne covered teenagers kept assulting me to buy magazines from them to keep them off the street. I told them to keep off my front porch. A fight ensued, and being an old man of 37, not to mention that there were 10 of them, they kicked my butt. My Louisville Slugger just wasn't quick enough.
They say I'll heal up by the fall though.
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:17 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
Busted for crack, can we postpone until I get out of the slammer?