Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Tue Jul 11, 2006 11:02 am**

Maybe he is not a Med Doctor. Maybe he has a Ph.D in...
KICKING
YOUR
ASS!

Posted: **Tue Jul 11, 2006 12:20 pm**

If he had a PhD in ass-kicking, you'd think he'd leave his daddy's shotgun alone.....BTW, excellent question, Marv!

Posted: **Wed Jul 12, 2006 7:47 am**

dANdeLION wrote:If he had a PhD in ass-kicking, you'd think he'd leave his daddy's shotgun alone.....BTW, excellent question, Marv!

It's his, not his dad's. And why are you getting all riled, dAN? Joe, BOTH OF YOU, ya ain't funny.

Hehehe, Elfy, I'm not crazy... I'm just mildly sociopathic... Being forced to listen to country music will make one crazy and force them to clip someone, though. Tim was gonna, but I was all over him and he'd probably have killed poor CJ...

Hehehe... The weiners licked me...

Rachel

Posted: **Wed Jul 12, 2006 3:07 pm**

not even a little bit funny? no? fair enough.

Me and the man in black dedicate this to the happy couple....

"Six foot six stood on the ground, weighted 235 pounds
But I saw that giant of a man brought down to his knees by love
He was the kind of man who would gamble on love
Look you in the eye and never back up
But I saw him crying like a little whipped pup because of love

Can't see it with your eyes, hold it in your hands
Like the rules that govern our land
Strong enough to rule the heart of every man, this thing called love

It can lift you up, it can put you down
Take your world and turn it all around
Ever since time nothing's ever been found stronger than love
Men like me they worry and doubt
Trouble their minds day in and day out
Too busy a livin' to worry about a thing called love

And then I see a mother's tenderness
As she holds her young close to her breast
Then I say thank God this world will win with the thing called love"

Posted: **Wed Jul 12, 2006 4:32 pm**

Don't you have to be 18 to buy guns in the USA?

I am sorry for being an ass, T Foul, but you know I am horrible

That is so nice Marvin, who is the man in black?

Posted: **Wed Jul 12, 2006 5:12 pm**

Anybody who think's I'm not funny needs their head examined....I'm funny as hell!

Posted: **Wed Jul 12, 2006 6:51 pm**

Queeaqueg wrote: That is so nice Marvin, who is the man in black?

Johnny Cash

Posted: **Wed Jul 12, 2006 9:51 pm**

haha... you people are crazy... I mean no harm... unless you hurt Rachel...

1. You do have to be 18 to buy guns... but not on the black market...
2. I have a Ph.D. in Intergalactic Domination and a Ph.D in Black Market Trading.
3. I am the man in black. Jonny Cash cannot compete against me.
4. I love ya Rachel!

Posted: **Wed Jul 12, 2006 10:01 pm**

the doctor wrote:3. I am the man in black. Jonny Cash cannot compete against me.

well of COURSE not. he's dead.

of course that may not stop turiya.

Posted: **Wed Jul 12, 2006 10:09 pm**

I think young people should be allowed to carry guns on the net-I mean look at all those dangerous pervs on MySpace.com

Posted: **Wed Jul 12, 2006 10:46 pm**

Johnny Cash said:
The bastards hung me in the spring of twenty-five
But I am still alive.

And when the yards broke off they said that I got killed
But I am living still.

I slipped and fell into the wet concrete below
They buried me in that great tomb that knows no sound
But I am still around..I'll always be around..and around and around and
around and around

I fly a starship across the Universe divide
And when I reach the other side
I'll find a place to rest my spirit if I can
Perhaps I may become a highwayman again
Or I may simply be a single drop of rain
But I will remain
And I'll be back again, and again and again and again and again....

Good luck killing J.C folks....

Posted: **Thu Jul 13, 2006 12:51 am**

point taken.

Posted: **Sat Jul 15, 2006 12:04 am**

HLT??

Posted: **Sun Jul 16, 2006 5:12 am**

Marvin The Magnificent wrote:HLT??

LOL!
I just got back from a weeks vacation.
Still catching up.
I'm glad someone noticed.

Posted: **Sun Jul 16, 2006 7:31 am**

we DID notice! sheesh!

Posted: **Mon Jul 17, 2006 6:44 am**

danlo wrote:I think young people should be allowed to carry guns on the net-I mean look at all those dangerous pervs on MySpace.com

What are they gunna do - shoot the computer?

Posted: **Mon Jul 17, 2006 8:43 am**

No, Spring. Carry guns on the internet, not have a gun next to you while you're on the internet. So when bad guys come on Myspace, you can Virtually blast them into a virtual hell!

Posted: **Tue Jul 18, 2006 12:30 am**

Spoiler

There are no bad guys on MySpace! Just dumbass girls that are stupid enough to meet someone and then let themselves get raped... That sounds horrible, but it's true.

Rachel

Posted: **Tue Jul 18, 2006 8:37 am**

Spoiler

Why are we spoiler this? Anyway, the men who pick up on it and start to groom the girl then rape must also be bad. Some girls don't even realise what they are doing. The men that try and do it are bad

Posted: **Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:23 pm**

Queeaqueg wrote:
Spoiler
Why are we spoiler this? Anyway, the men who pick up on it and start to groom the girl then rape must also be bad. Some girls don't even realise what they are doing. The men that try and do it are bad

Oh, pah. The girls are stupid, then, and of course the men are bad. But more importantly, the girls are stupid for letting themselves get into that situation. It's common knowledge that you don't use your real address and you don't give out personal info, and yet these little idiots do. Oh well. This is ridiculously off topic.

*rolls around in grass, like a sort of demented puppy*

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