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Quick, while I can still remember the alphabet.....oh dear, too late. The date's off again...
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Uh... uh... uh... um... uh....
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Right after I knock over this seven eleven, shoot some heroin and turn a few tricks, then we can have our date....
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Since you've ben taking that anitdepression drug that cancells out your sex drive...there's really no reason for us to date.
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Turtles, mutant ninja ones are blocking my door.
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U snt me a txt wanting 2 breakup :(
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Venus on a Minibike stole my heart from you in the week that it took you to agree on a time. Sorry.
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Wait! Did I ever agree to go out with you? Holy crap, what was I smoking? Old tennis shoes? Sheesh.
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Xylophone injury.
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yumpin' yimminies!!! I have to go home and work on my puppet.
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Zoinks! Was that tonight? Sorry, I made other plans with someone more handsome, better looking, more popular, drives a nicer car.... you understand don't you?
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Another misshap with my Botox injection...I thought it was a sexual enhancment drug..now things are a little...well...you know.
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Boogerfactor - as in you pick em and eat em, I saw you, that's gross.
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Cameraman Jenn's current avatar has me..**Ahem** stuck sitting at my computer desk
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Drew kidnapped me and is holding me captive.
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Enough already...you know we're cousins, now screw off!
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Finale of Flavor of Love II rerun is on tonight, that's much more interesting.
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Post by drew »

Got Milk?
No?
Sorry I only date lactating women.
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HEEELLLLL NO! I will NOT go!
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Post by drew »

I'll go, as long as we go dutch.
Okay...so YOU go to Holland, and I'll stay here.
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