Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:00 pm
Quick, while I can still remember the alphabet.....oh dear, too late. The date's off again...
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ABC Why I Have To Break Our Date
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:04 pm
Uh... uh... uh... um... uh....
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:38 pm
Right after I knock over this seven eleven, shoot some heroin and turn a few tricks, then we can have our date....
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:42 pm
Since you've ben taking that anitdepression drug that cancells out your sex drive...there's really no reason for us to date.
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 11:04 pm
Turtles, mutant ninja ones are blocking my door.
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 11:25 pm
U snt me a txt wanting 2 breakup 
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 2:26 pm
Venus on a Minibike stole my heart from you in the week that it took you to agree on a time. Sorry.
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 7:10 pm
Wait! Did I ever agree to go out with you? Holy crap, what was I smoking? Old tennis shoes? Sheesh.
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:35 pm
Xylophone injury.
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:45 pm
yumpin' yimminies!!! I have to go home and work on my puppet.
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:46 pm
Zoinks! Was that tonight? Sorry, I made other plans with someone more handsome, better looking, more popular, drives a nicer car.... you understand don't you?
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:49 pm
Another misshap with my Botox injection...I thought it was a sexual enhancment drug..now things are a little...well...you know.
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:51 pm
Boogerfactor - as in you pick em and eat em, I saw you, that's gross.
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:52 pm
Cameraman Jenn's current avatar has me..**Ahem** stuck sitting at my computer desk
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:53 pm
Drew kidnapped me and is holding me captive.
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:55 pm
Enough already...you know we're cousins, now screw off!
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:59 pm
Finale of Flavor of Love II rerun is on tonight, that's much more interesting.
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 10:00 pm
Got Milk?
No?
Sorry I only date lactating women.
No?
Sorry I only date lactating women.
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 10:01 pm
HEEELLLLL NO! I will NOT go!
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 10:02 pm
I'll go, as long as we go dutch.
Okay...so YOU go to Holland, and I'll stay here.
Okay...so YOU go to Holland, and I'll stay here.