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Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 1:58 am
by emotional leper
^ Self-deprecates too much
< Hates his body.
V Self-defenestrates too much
Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 2:52 am
by Auleliel
^ doesn't understand the joys of flying (or falling)
< only self-defenestrates from the ground floor
v has a dirty floor
Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 4:39 am
by Cheval
^ still wandering what "self-defenestrates" means.
<Has a dirty mind too.
v actually counts aloud to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie-Pop.
Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 5:15 pm
by emotional leper
^ 'Unkempt' is a better word
< Will never ask Mister Owl how many licks does it take to get to the center of the Clitoris again.
V Is Gozer's Landlord.
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:23 am
by Cagliostro
^ Is Slimer's next of kin
< Licks the ABCs
V Secret wish is to have invented the plantar wart removal pad
Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:10 pm
by Cheval
^ Likes salt with those ABC's
< Wishes to have invented Q-Tips also
v Thinks that intercourse is a highway in Germany
Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 5:26 am
by Auleliel
^ invented dental floss
< couldn't find that darned highway in Germany
V has never played Go Fish
Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 8:02 pm
by drew
^ spends too much time looking for European Highways, while playing card games.
< will only play card games that begin wwith the word 'Strip'
v Is invited to my next card game.
Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 6:12 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
^ Cheats at card games
< Accepts the invitation to the card game
v Is afraid of rabbits.
Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 6:26 pm
by Auleliel
^ has never seen the viciousness of killer rabbits
< has a rabbit
V is a rabbit
Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 12:40 am
by Cheval
^ started with two rabbits, now has many!
< is a rabid rabbit
v will follow a white rabbit down a hole
Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 10:33 pm
by Cagliostro
^ explodes on contact
< Played the White Rabbit in a high school production of Alice In Wonderland
V Knows what that White Rabbit song is REALLY about.
Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 11:01 pm
by bloodguard bob
^ Called Alice when she was just small.
< Just had some kind of mushroom.
v Remembers what the doormouse said.
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 3:44 am
by Wyldewode
^ Wishes he could have some of my Creamy Portabella Chicken
< Wishes she could visit Portabello Road
V fancies the Queen of Hearts
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 1:44 pm
by emotional leper
^ Only ever made it to Shitake Road
< Does quite a bit more than merely fancy the queen of hearts. Who are we talking about again? All you women look alike.
V Will be offended, for good reason.
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:11 pm
by Auleliel
^ darn mysogynist
< looks like no one
V has fuzzy dice in car
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:22 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
^ Has been spying on me
< Just stuffed themself on a bagel and cream cheese
v Is planning a tequila binge this weekend.
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 7:43 pm
by Cagliostro
^ 'sfamous now.
< Prefers Guinness to tequila as tequila does me in. But yes, will be indulging in the black stuff this weekend.
And Guinness as well.
V Is also going to goth night tonight.
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 8:32 pm
by emotional leper
^ Secretly loves Guiness and Tequila. Together. Forever.
< Makes every night Goth Night.
V Is a Raver.
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 8:35 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
^ Actually goes to furry support groups every night
< Is an urvile loremaster actually
v Has a secret collection of Strawberry Shortcake and friends dolls.