Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:27 pm**

I wonder if I shall survive the seeing of the mask?

Posted: **Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:29 pm**

Wyldewode wrote:I wonder if I shall survive the seeing of the mask?

That depends.

Do you got the funk?

Posted: **Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:30 pm**

No, I think I left it behind when I moved here last year.

Posted: **Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:32 pm**

You know what that means, don't you?

Posted: **Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:34 pm**

No, I have absolutely no idea at all.

Posted: **Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:34 pm**

Wyldewode wrote:No, I have absolutely no idea at all.

I can show you, but first you have to put on this blindfold.

Posted: **Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:36 pm**

Not the blindfold. . .

Posted: **Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:37 pm**

Wyldewode wrote:Not the blindfold. . .

But it's so much harder to restrain you if you're able to see to fight back.

Oh well.

Here, just tell me if this rag smells like chloroform.

Posted: **Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:44 pm**

Posted: **Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:47 pm**

... *sniff* it's not even challenging anymore.

Posted: **Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:55 pm**

*awakes* Well, if didn't pour the whole bottle of chloroform onto the rag I might have been able to evade you. Instead when you got within 5 feet of me I was overcome.

Posted: **Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:00 pm**

Wyldewode wrote:*awakes* Well, if didn't pour the whole bottle of chloroform onto the rag I might have been able to evade you. Instead when you got within 5 feet of me I was overcome.

I have that effect on women.

Posted: **Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:23 pm**

Of course you do. *pats his arm* Of course you do.

Posted: **Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:27 pm**

Wyldewode wrote:Of course you do. *pats his arm* Of course you do.

You are attractive and have many good qualities.

Posted: **Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:37 pm**

And you're academically dangerous.

Posted: **Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:49 pm**

And you're the cutest of the Scoobies with your lips as red as rubies and your firm-yet-supple... Tight embrace!

*dancing*

Posted: **Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:55 pm**

I lied
I said it's easy
I've tried
But there's these fears I've can't quell

Posted: **Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:00 am**

Is she looking for a pot of gold?
Will our lives become to stressful if I'm never that successful?
Am I crazy?
Am I marryin' a demon?

Posted: **Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:17 am**

We could really raise the beam in making marriage a hell!
So, thank god, I'll never tell!
I swear that I'll never tell!

Posted: **Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:18 am**

Nothin' to see.

Move it along.

I'll never... tell.

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