Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 5:27 pm
HAHAHAHAAHA! And here I thought you were joking about him attending 1828 proms... 

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Hardly. When I was a teenager, the requirements of a guy to get a date were a) an old beat up Ford truck with a gun rack b) Hank Jr playing in the cassette deck of the stereo (this was the pre-CD era) and c) a good supply of Skoal or Copenhagen to share. I had none of those things, so I couldn't get a girl to even look at me.Cameraman Jenn wrote:dlb IS the ultimate southern gentleman. He could easily have charmed that many ladies into prom dates.
But English girls do enjoy a good dip of Skoal, eh CJr?CovenantJr wrote:Whereas when I was a teenager, numbers 1 and 2 of your list would be guaranteed to put girls off.![]()
don't worry CJenn, I've never even tried tobacco before.....Cameraman Jenn wrote:Trying to picture dlb and/or Cov with a big nasty wad of chew bulging out their lower lip....
Funny how that works.dANdeLION wrote:I keep trying to get ahead of aTOMiC, but just when I pull even with him he manages to get one ahead again. I'm beginning to think this race is fixed......
Funny in that I could not have predicted your response. That kind of funny.dANdeLION wrote:Funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f*<#in' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Anyone else ever notice that balls don't so much break as squish? Then again, "dAN's squishin' balls again" just makes me want to scrub my skin clean...dlbpharmd wrote:dAN's breakin' balls again....
aliantha wrote:On the bright side, we know now that TOM can never leave the Watch. He will have to come here every day, for the rest of his life, to update the title of this thread.
I think that's the definition of job security. Nice job, TOM!