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Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2017 12:58 am
by dANdeLION
Only the chicken knows, and he.s not saying a clucking word.
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2017 11:09 am
by aTOMiC
Prepare yourself for a shock. Chicken's don't use language and aren't telepathic so I'm guessing we'll never know why.
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2017 6:29 pm
by Cord Hurn
Quality assessments of road resurfacings aren't complete until they are road-tested by chickens.
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2017 7:38 pm
by aTOMiC
Regardless of how you may feel about chickens they probably don't put much thought into where they go or why.
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2017 5:53 am
by sgt.null
sex
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2017 11:27 am
by aTOMiC
To get to the other side. There I said it.
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2017 11:50 pm
by sgt.null
unknown
Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2017 6:36 pm
by aTOMiC
Versions of the reason have been postulated but only the chicken knows which one is true.
Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2017 6:44 pm
by Cord Hurn
Why ask "Why?" when it comes to what chickens want to do?
Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2017 7:44 pm
by aTOMiC
X-men comics were being sold for half price on the other side of the road.
Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2017 10:25 pm
by dANdeLION
Yes, the rumors are true; the chicken wanted to distance himself from the lame-assed, offensive, and just plain wrongness of the bromance debacle.
Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2017 11:28 am
by aTOMiC
Zones of chicken feed were established on the other side of the road to entice and entrap unwary chickens.
Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2017 1:20 pm
by dANdeLION
A gleaming alloy aircar 2 lanes wide shot towards the hapless chicken, forcing him to seek shelter on the opposite side of the road.
Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2017 1:26 pm
by aTOMiC
By-Tor and the Snow Dog had been chasing said chicken for leagues and just as the chicken crossed the road the Snow Dog...well, you know.
Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2017 7:06 pm
by Shuram Gudatetris
Cock of the walk goes wherever he wants, b*tches.
Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2017 12:03 pm
by aTOMiC
Don't think for a minute you are going to find out why a Chicken does anything. Its one of life's most valuable mysteries.
Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:08 pm
by dANdeLION
Every chicken believes in his right to cross any road he wishes.
Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 10:27 pm
by Cord Hurn
For the sheer feather-headed foolishness of it all!
Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2017 10:17 pm
by aTOMiC
Got an invitation.
Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2017 8:04 pm
by sgt.null
hellfire and brimstone, how should I know?