Kevin's Watch

Linna Heartlistener wrote:Hmmm, I swear... someone used the word "blasphemous" in my presence just the other day...

OH, RIGHT! I REMEMBER! It was my husband... when I mentioned what I wanted help scanning. I think the quote went something like this:
"Let's hope it's not anything TOOO blasphemous."

Sounds like he's well acquainted with the Watch where non-blasphemous posts can get you banned

u.

ussusimiel wrote:

Linna Heartlistener wrote:Hmmm, I swear... someone used the word "blasphemous" in my presence just the other day...

OH, RIGHT! I REMEMBER! It was my husband... when I mentioned what I wanted help scanning. I think the quote went something like this:
"Let's hope it's not anything TOOO blasphemous."

Sounds like he's well acquainted with the Watch where non-blasphemous posts can get you banned

u.

Says the one who posted the link to two nuns, one chalice.

Ananda wrote:

ussusimiel wrote:

Linna Heartlistener wrote:Hmmm, I swear... someone used the word "blasphemous" in my presence just the other day...

OH, RIGHT! I REMEMBER! It was my husband... when I mentioned what I wanted help scanning. I think the quote went something like this:
"Let's hope it's not anything TOOO blasphemous."

Sounds like he's well acquainted with the Watch where non-blasphemous posts can get you banned

u.

Says the one who posted the link to two nuns, one chalice.

Nay! Not I! Nor Linna either. *whisper* where's that link again? *whisper*

u.

I have problems with choosing one) Well, Ananda unfairly didn't get a single vote for either of the differently awesome, I mean horrid, drawings. My vote is for

Dread Poet Jethro wrote:Ananda's first try
Is oral sex with insects
And "Look ma, no hands!"
...

Insect lovers unite

A praying mantis
Sought faith a long time before
Finding the in-sect

Dread Poet Jethro wrote:A praying mantis
Sought faith a long time before
Finding the in-sect

Brilliance, Jethro. But something about that really bugs me.

Dread Poet Jethro wrote:A praying mantis
Sought faith a long time before
Finding the in-sect

Goddamn. I - now THAT
On THAT haiku, I will type
Not one word more.

Dread Poet Jethro wrote:A praying mantis
Sought faith a long time before
Finding the in-sect

Awesomeness in this
Is hard to describe in words
Got to use haiku

deer of the dawn wrote:...
Brilliance, Jethro. But something about that really bugs me.

Not a program or
A website to have bugs in
It - insects only

One more day to vote! I am weary of this crown, my friends ...

"One more day to vote!
I am weary of this crown
My friends...call me Way"

There. Fixed that for you.
Need to stay with the pattern
You were almost there

Dread Poet Jethro
Could not be more well named than
Dread Poet Jethro

Going twice...

To the strains of the Star Wars Medal Ceremony Theme, Linna Heartlistener walks to the dias of the Monkey Court. A crowd of heretofore unknown subjects, ambassadors, and lords gaze upon her admiringly. The old simian king smiles.

Trumpets blow. Sniffles snuff. Flashes flash.

The monkey king removes his crown, and, sweeping it before him, he bows deeply. A small fart escapes.

Then, standing, he places the crown on Linna's brow.

She turns to the crowd. They all drop to one knee and bow their heads.

The king shouts, "For the monkey!". And the crowd stands and shouts in unison:

FOR THE MONKEY!
FOR THE MONKEY!
FOR THE MONKEY!

And lo, the monkey is now a mere man with a receding hairline and an infectuous grin.

While Linna sprouts fur and a tail.

FOR THE MONKEY!!!!

Congratulations
(Hopefully the fur and tail
Won't scare your husband...)

I also join the
Congratulations for you
And I have balloons)



As for your new form
Got to get a new contest
Fast to turn back soon

Where is her crown?

Congrats, Linna! You managed to win with a mustache despite your utter lack of monkey. Very cunningly done.

Well done and well deserved, Linna!!

*Another congratulatory banana boogie to Linna*

congrats Linna