ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"

Post by **sgt.null** » Sat Aug 05, 2017 8:08 am

Please define God and starship.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Tue Aug 08, 2017 5:10 pm

Quit thinking God needs a starship in the first place. It only happened once in the most terrible Star Trek film ever made. The sooner we forget Star Trek V the better.

Post by **Sorus** » Tue Aug 08, 2017 10:29 pm

Really should be glad he wanted a starship instead of levitation boots. That would just have been silly.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Thu Aug 10, 2017 11:26 am

Silly god, You don't need a starship. You need a shipstar. Puny god.

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Fri Aug 25, 2017 11:32 pm

To do something else to boggle our finite little minds, that's why.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Mon Aug 28, 2017 11:40 am

Understanding why a god needs a Starship is like trying to understand why an ant needs to bite you.

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Fri Sep 22, 2017 10:11 pm

Vanity may be propelling this odd desire of His.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Sat Sep 23, 2017 3:35 am

Wanted to Uber to M-Zed V, But lost his Federation credit card on Praxis.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Mon Sep 25, 2017 12:33 pm

X is what God needs with a Starship. X I say!

Post by **dANdeLION** » Fri Sep 29, 2017 3:46 pm

You should not question me, mortal!

Post by **Wosbald** » Mon Oct 02, 2017 1:42 pm

+JMJ+

Zooming around the cosmos is a game for the young. And God is soooo forever young.

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Thu Oct 26, 2017 11:15 pm

Authoritarianism sometimes has to be reinforced by a chastising round of photon torpedoes.

Post by **Shuram Gudatetris** » Thu Nov 30, 2017 5:35 pm

Bought it on a whim.

Post by **Sorus** » Fri Dec 01, 2017 1:04 am

Chariot was in the shop yet again, decided it was finally time to modernize.

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Mon Dec 04, 2017 7:51 pm

Dollars-to-donuts it's because He admires cloaking devices.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Mon Dec 04, 2017 11:48 pm

Everyone needs a star ship at some point in their lives.

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Tue Dec 12, 2017 1:09 pm

Forget the Starship, now God wants a TARDIS! Not that He needs either in order to do His thing, but it's fun!!!

Post by **wayfriend** » Tue Dec 12, 2017 2:23 pm

Hedonism, pure and simple.

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Wed Dec 13, 2017 12:54 pm

God just wants to have fun.

I can understand that.

Post by **Skyweir** » Fri Dec 15, 2017 5:43 pm

God wants a star ship fitted with spoilers, tow-bar, bull-bar, nudge brackets, park assist, winch (why not?) blue tooth, subwoofer, floor mats, metallic pain with sport stripes down the side - interior shag trim .... mmm ... sounds like someone is over compensating for something - eh god?

just saying'

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ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"