ABC: Name a fictitious book title

[Skyweir]

God dammit .. correction Jublee jogging was supposed to be Jublee Juggling

Im having a terrible run atm LOL

Sensational Sump Pumbs by Oilz Aintoilz

[FindailsCrispyPancakes]

1980's Castrol GTX? Liquid engineering!

Noooo, not more Jublees lol! Here I am trying to be a good, pure, virtuous man and all that happens when I visit this thread is I keep thinking about Jublees!

That's What I'm Tolkien About - The Chronicles of Middle Earth volume n...

A 650 page exploration of something J.R.R. Tolkien scribbled on a beer mat, after a few pints some time in the 1940's.

By Skrapinda Burrell

[Skyweir]

Undies and Umpalumpies by Gotno Ideaz

[FindailsCrispyPancakes]

Lol,

Velociraptors and Cats: A New and Unique Perspective

A startling new book that proves beyond any dount that both cats and velociraptors are in fact vegetables. The second half of the book looks into why the asteroid belt is populated exclusively by velociraptors and cats but no f*****g asteroids matey.

By that geezer who wrote all the Nibiru books

[Skyweir]

Whiny Wombats Waddling Walkabouts by Bears Downunder

[Lazy Luke]

Xavier is a Bald-Headed Twat by Beef and Obnoxio

[Skyweir]

Your Better Off Fat by O.B. City

[Lazy Luke]

Zoot & Ales by Annie MacMunchies

[Skyweir]

Ales n Zoot by Annie MacMunchies .. a parallel universe expose

[samrw3]

Better Butter by Margie Rine

[FindailsCrispyPancakes]

Cats and Velociraptors: A Even Newer and More Unique Perspective

The astonishing sequeal to Velociraptors and Cats: A New and Unique Perspective extends the groundbreaking theory that both cats and velociraptors are vegetables by selctively quoting from the bible and failing to adequately understand orbital mechanics.

The second half of the book looks into why the Kuiper belt is populated exclusively by cats and velociraptors who have eaten all of the comets to fuel their battle for ultimate supremacy of the outer solar system.

By David Icke-ouldalwaysmakeupsomecrapaboutlizardsagain

[Skyweir]

Dingleberries and Dinosaurs by Liz Ardlubber

A bottom up look at the prehistoric perspective of large animal piles yes hemorrhoids and their role they played in dinosaurs ultimate extinction.

[FindailsCrispyPancakes]

Truly these dinosaur dingleberries would be the Grapes of Wrath!

Eat Yourself Thin - The Plutonium Diet

By Radia Shonne

[samrw3]

Foamfollowers Follies: The first giant that started my road to entrapment by Finn Dale [<<<Ok I thought that was clever ]

[Skyweir]

That was clever

Grapes of Wrath

Gods n Dinosaurs a deep dive into the extinction of both by A Theist

[FindailsCrispyPancakes]

Foamfollowers Follies: The first giant that started my road to entrapment by Finn Dale [<<<Ok I thought that was clever ]

I like it lol. I shall commemorate the occasion by issuing special fondant filled crispy pancakes. Findail's Fondant Follies are imminent!

Gods n Dinosaurs a deep dive into the extinction of both by A Theist

Love the double meaning 'athiest' and 'a theist'

Housewives of Orange Face County

The exciting story of the trials, tribulations and interpersonal strife of a group of perfectly normal overpriveleged white women trying to pretend they're not just getting older and inexplicably shouting at each other a great deal.

Follow our heroines as they fail to ask why they paint themselves orange for no clearly explained reason or question why all their menfolk are eating steroids.

By Yora Buble-Head

[Skyweir]

Love it

Orange Man Bad by Shirley U.C. Thadumassary.

[Lazy Luke]

I

Intimations on the Meaning of Life by O.Pandora

[Skyweir]

Hey had a hard day

Juggling Jam Jars by Y. Knot

[samrw3]

Not Knot by Pryor Scout