Kevin's Watch

Fortunately she skipped town before the constabulary could get wise of her illicit activity

Unfortunately, the Siberian tiger had become extremely fond of her and tagged along, and boy did she smell fishy!

Fortunately, that was the cat she was looking for.

Unfortunately that fishy smell kinda stuck

Fortunately, that was the owner's problem after she turned the cat over.

Unfortunately the check the owner gave her for the reward bounced.

Fortunately, she now had a foolproof method of cat retrieval.

Unfortunately, Ginger was allergic to cats, so she got rich quick but spent a lot of time at the ENT office and looped on allergy meds.

Fortunately, looped on allergy meds.

Hahaha

Unfortunately being looped in allergy meds affected her ability to hold down her job

Fortunately, salvation came in the form of her lost soul mate, whose taste had long since washed off her lips, who brought her sidearm, a basket with wine and cheese, and two tickets to less allergy provoking climes.

Unfortunately albeit a less allergy prone climes, she contracted malaria and being lactose intolerant she could not enjoy the cheese

Fortunately, she never really like cheese, and malaria was readily treatable.

Unfortunately though .. not really liking cheese, she hit the red a bit harder than she planned, one dribbled to another and she developed liver problems

Fortunately, she and her soul mate were a match for a transplant. Did I mention his name was Boniface? And with good reason.

Unfortunately, his face wasn't actually that bonny.

Fortunately, they could both face up to that situation.

Unfortunately it did require wearing of paper bags over their less than bonnie faces

Fortunately, it gave them some protection from the weather.

Unfortunately the weather worsened and there was flooding