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ABCs of Tank Withdrawal Syndrome (TWS)
Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2024 1:38 pm
by sgt.null
Shields up, feelings stowed. Time to 'Tank.
ABCs of Tank Withdrawal Syndrome (TWS)
Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2024 8:08 am
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Toltecs prophesied the 2022 Tankpocalypse. Take
that, Mayans!

ABCs of Tank Withdrawal Syndrome (TWS)
Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2024 3:35 pm
by sgt.null
Unknown creatures slither in the background
ABCs of Tank Withdrawal Syndrome (TWS)
Posted: Sun Sep 29, 2024 7:17 pm
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Visionaries foresee an imminent Age of Universal Peace & Love — a time in which the Tank's signal virtues of harmony, understanding, sympathy and trust can abound without opposition from lesser, blighted souls.

ABCs of Tank Withdrawal Syndrome (TWS)
Posted: Tue Oct 01, 2024 12:11 am
by sgt.null
We do not deserve the Tank
ABCs of Tank Withdrawal Syndrome (TWS)
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2024 4:14 pm
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Xplain to me, again, how the world was not a better place with the Tank in it. Take yer time. I'll wait.
Yeah, I didn't think so.

ABCs of Tank Withdrawal Syndrome (TWS)
Posted: Fri Oct 11, 2024 3:50 am
by sgt.null
You do not mess with the tank
ABCs of Tank Withdrawal Syndrome (TWS)
Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2024 5:27 pm
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Zonkers, of the Screaming Yellow persuasion, are exactly the kind of carb-loaded sugar bomb craved by jonesing Tankers chasing the Tank's signature state of generalized anxiety, aka Tanxiety.

ABCs of Tank Withdrawal Syndrome (TWS)
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2024 8:10 am
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Architecting an escapist world in which the Tank never not-existed. A world in which the Tank always already was the First & Last Bastion of Illumination — the Alpha & Omega of Enlightenment — watering from above a bleak, mean, ungrateful world with a gently insistent dewfall of rationality.

ABCs of Tank Withdrawal Syndrome (TWS)
Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2024 8:58 am
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Baby Shark might not seem the most obvious choice for Tank Withdrawal Therapy, yet it evokes the same thrill of vague, interminably deferred nausea generated by the genuine article.

ABCs of Tank Withdrawal Syndrome (TWS)
Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2024 10:04 am
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Craving after the Tank is for Normals. Who amongst us would not pine for that metheglin of vim and virtue? Deviants and other assorted Degenerates, that's who.

ABCs of Tank Withdrawal Syndrome (TWS)
Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2024 9:35 am
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Dark Magicks wielded by Adepts of Ignorance have weakened the Tank's cultural credit such that most believe it to be a net loss to society. Go figure.

ABCs of Tank Withdrawal Syndrome (TWS)
Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2024 8:23 am
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Elevators are a great place to proselytize for new Tankers, acclimating them to the claustrophobic, close-quarters abuse that'll keep 'em coming back for more.

ABCs of Tank Withdrawal Syndrome (TWS)
Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2024 7:52 pm
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Forget to check-in with the Tank before undertaking any life-decision? FYI, that gnawing panic in your guts is the cognitive dissonance of utter uncertitude.
Don't be a wank. Consult the Tank.*
*This Public Service Announcement brought to you by the HTTT Foundation.
ABCs of Tank Withdrawal Syndrome (TWS)
Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2025 7:24 pm
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Grandioise Delusions are difficult to maintain without the continuous drip-feed of group reinforcement which the Tank's bonhomie provides.

ABCs of Tank Withdrawal Syndrome (TWS)
Posted: Thu Jan 23, 2025 10:17 pm
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Hankering after the Tank's emotionally dysfunctional truthtelling like a lackey longing for the sharp thwack of his good master's foot.

ABCs of Tank Withdrawal Syndrome (TWS)
Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2025 11:44 pm
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Interesting hobbies abound. The Tank's not the only game in town. There's gardening. And bottlecap collecting. And Chia Pets. And who am I kidding? There's the Tank, and then there's the yawning, all-consuming mouth of the Void. That's it.

ABCs of Tank Withdrawal Syndrome (TWS)
Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2025 8:19 am
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Jousting with every rando in order to pwn anyone who'll listen.
Hey, come back! You can't walk away from me until you logically establish that you have the power of ambulatory motion!

ABCs of Tank Withdrawal Syndrome (TWS)
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2025 12:45 am
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Kvetching about "having no Tank in which to kvetch about Tankers" is screaming into the void.
Ack! Does anybody hear me!?!

ABCs of Tank Withdrawal Syndrome (TWS)
Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2025 10:50 pm
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Live, Laugh, Love. Living to Laugh at my enemies' tears is a job I Love. It's the little things that count.
