Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Thu Mar 31, 2005 4:28 pm**

Oom-pah-pah, Oom-pah-pah [the sounds of cave kiddies eating their recently-deceased father, all in 3/4 time]

Posted: **Fri Apr 01, 2005 11:45 am**

Penta! Penta mm 'uk! (This food sucks! Get that crap away from me!)

Posted: **Wed Apr 06, 2005 6:55 am**

quah qua uggh? (wtf?)

Posted: **Fri Apr 08, 2005 4:25 am**

rrrrrrraaaarrrggggnnnn! rrrrrrraaaarrrggggnnnn! (run! run! there's a saber tooth tiger after me!)

Posted: **Fri Apr 08, 2005 6:32 pm**

Shhh
Shhhhh...iiiiii...
Shh..iiii....ttttt
sh--ii--tt.

Spoiler

shit! UHN!UHN! Shit!

Posted: **Tue Apr 19, 2005 8:32 pm**

ttttttttt----urp!-----tttttttttt [cold cave after a meal]

Posted: **Sat Apr 23, 2005 9:53 am**

Urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppppp....... (Last name of Wyatt, the cave-gunslinger)

Posted: **Wed Apr 27, 2005 6:44 am**

vak me agow!

a request for marital relations

Posted: **Sat Apr 30, 2005 3:03 am**

Wham!

Posted: **Wed May 04, 2005 9:56 pm**

Yabba Dabba Doo! (self explanatory.

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Edit: In the language of the caveman, there is no "X."

Posted: **Mon May 09, 2005 9:00 am**

Posted: **Mon May 16, 2005 9:18 am**

"Ahhh....My Social Security plan is a good plan."

Posted: **Sun May 29, 2005 5:09 pm**

Bwahhh?

Posted: **Sun May 29, 2005 5:42 pm**

"COW! ME LIKE COW!!"

Posted: **Sun May 29, 2005 11:39 pm**

duh-duh? = Who are you?

Posted: **Wed Dec 28, 2005 7:14 am**

ehhhhhh ehhhhhh uuuuuu

Posted: **Wed Dec 28, 2005 9:15 am**

Posted: **Wed Dec 28, 2005 5:47 pm**

FLURG

Posted: **Thu Dec 29, 2005 2:34 am**

glug glug glug!

Posted: **Thu Dec 29, 2005 2:35 am**

"Hey, Baby!"

(Say it in a deep caveman voice, it works )

ABC Caveman Utterances!