Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Fri Feb 15, 2019 8:11 pm**

"Yes, my name is Bill Cosby....can I buy you a drink?"

Posted: **Sat Feb 16, 2019 12:25 am**

"Is this seat taken?"
(While pointing at her butt)

Posted: **Sat Feb 16, 2019 2:13 am**

Are you an angle? 'Cause your a cute little thing, and got me feelin' all right...

Posted: **Sat Feb 16, 2019 4:42 am**

If I said you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?

You said cheesy right?

Posted: **Sat Feb 16, 2019 7:48 am**

Are you as desperate and pathetic as I am?

Posted: **Mon Feb 18, 2019 2:47 am**

Hey you, have I seen you before somewhere?

Posted: **Mon Feb 18, 2019 12:35 pm**

That's no moon...

Posted: **Tue Feb 19, 2019 1:22 am**

You look as cheap as this whiskey.

Posted: **Tue Feb 19, 2019 3:55 am**

Pfft

Youre the ONE that I want, oooh oooh oooh oooh

Posted: **Thu Mar 14, 2019 3:09 am**

Is your name Tripwire?
'Cause I fell for you.

Posted: **Thu Mar 14, 2019 7:41 am**

Is that a mirror in your pocket, cos I can see myself in your pants

Posted: **Thu Mar 14, 2019 4:54 pm**

Are you the cup that I hold by the cheekbones
I pull you close and I drink you up

Posted: **Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:16 pm**

You must be Jamaican cod Jamaican me crazy

Posted: **Fri Mar 15, 2019 12:34 pm**

**SMOOCH**

Wow! remember our first kiss I sure do 'cause it just happened!!

[my forgiveness to the Me too movement and political correctness, etc - I know this is not allowed, blah blah - but in this thread I think it is safe to say political correctness is thrown out the window]

Posted: **Sat Mar 16, 2019 4:08 am**

All good Samy ... gear down .. this thread absolutely isnt PC

What has 28 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

Posted: **Mon Mar 18, 2019 4:55 am**

Skyweir wrote:All good Samy ... gear down .. this thread absolutely isnt PC

What has 28 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

That one is good/funny!

Posted: **Mon Mar 18, 2019 11:25 pm**

Tee her

doesnt get cheesier than that

Then this one is pretty cheesy

Are you religious? Because youre the answer to all my prayers.

Posted: **Wed Mar 20, 2019 9:15 pm**

Am I seeing double? Because you are twice as beautiful as anyone I have ever seen before!!

Posted: **Wed Mar 20, 2019 10:50 pm**

For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.

Posted: **Sun Mar 24, 2019 4:49 am**

Are you waiting for your boyfriend?
("No") - You want one?
("Yes") - Well, I'm here now... no waiting!

Kevin's Watch

Cheesy Pickup Lines