Kevin's Watch

You tie your wife up in bed and let her suck your blood.

...you wonder what the water sucked from moss tastes like.

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...you bump this topic because of your interest in seeing what others will write about Donaldson fandom.

a quarter of the presents under the Christmas tree are copies of Runes

...the Christmas tree is a Gilden.

When you insist that the white wine you're drinking is actually springwine.

You ask people, "Grant me this one Boon"

Okay, I actually did this a few days ago when I was hosting a Christmas party for AIDS patients at one of the hospitals. A new patient came in and I said..."Hail, welcome and well met." And they all looked at me like I lost my mind..hehehehe :lols:

*giggle* kinda makes me think of what I do..

You say "Hail and well met" upon entering any chatroom.
(I've kinda built up a reputation for it in one AOL room )

Along the same lines, I use the term, "In good sooth"

...you instinctively note and/or count the copies of Donaldson works when in any bookstore.

When you hear someone refer to a creche you picture a big ugly wolf.

...or also the common name of Ridjeck Thome

...when you find yourself wondering if those were Ranyhyn or Coursers
on the ranch that you just passed by.

....your KW post count reads like a New York zip code.

...discovering a colleague is a Donaldson fan causes you to feel like you're about to faint, then ramble about the Chronicles for half an hour.

LOL

You post Xenopaedia: Ur-Viles

You write a Lord Foul fan fiction

...when you speculate about Hile Troy's sex life (or lack thereof).

When you spend New Years eve reading this whole thread and laughing until tears come from your eyes.