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They both deal with him....
And put up with his abuse.....
Nurses at the home!
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
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Nurses at the home
daily care for those in need
please visit Grandma
[spoiler]"...the loveliness of the Land has only grown more precious to me as my senses have been
opened...To turn homeward now would be to pass from treasure-berries to dust."
-- Liand to Linden [P324 Runes][/spoiler]
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Please vistit grandma
She was once a great person
and of course still is.
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and of course, "Still" is
an old rodeo cowboy
who is the hero
[spoiler]"...the loveliness of the Land has only grown more precious to me as my senses have been
opened...To turn homeward now would be to pass from treasure-berries to dust."
-- Liand to Linden [P324 Runes][/spoiler]
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Who is the Hero?
If we all get a big stick,
Why single one out?
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Why single one out?
take me out to the ball-game,
make a triple-play.
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Make a triple play
Buy your kids' an ice cream cone
summer's got it all
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Summer's got it all.
It's enough to make you wish
Autumn was delayed.
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Autmn was delayed
But then winter came on time
I Hate Shoveling
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I hate shoveling
the snow plow always
covers it up
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covers it up
it puts lotion on its back
scaring me silly
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scaring me silly
she holds onto me tightly
and won't let me go
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"And won't let me go."
...the only wish in my head
When I hug My Kids
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when I hug my kids
the lawyers always make note
says Michael Jackson
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Says Michael Jackson
to the remainder of Five:
was the nose so bad?
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Was the nose so bad?
It's really really runny
ah ah ah ah CHOO!
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ah ah ah ah CHOO!
That is how a Sneeze-Elf sounds.
Fancy congestion!
Go Godzilla, go!
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Go Godzilla, go!
For the people, for the planet!
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Fancy congestion
at my waist trying to wear
an old cocktail dress
[spoiler]"...the loveliness of the Land has only grown more precious to me as my senses have been
opened...To turn homeward now would be to pass from treasure-berries to dust."
-- Liand to Linden [P324 Runes][/spoiler]
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An old cocktail dress
with a stain made Bill try to
stretch our lexicon.
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I hate all haikus
Because they never do ryhme
and I think that sucks
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion

I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.

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