THOOLAH has come to redeem your mortal soul.

Post by **kevinswatch** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 12:02 am

Spring has suggested that we start actively recruiting new members for THOOLAH. Maybe we should make a topic for THOOLAH in the Summoning forum? Or maybe we should create an informational and promotional THOOLAH pamphlet for new members to read?

-jay

Post by **The Laughing Man** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 12:08 am

whaddya mean "recruit" members?

how about you just ban anyone's butt blaspheming that passive regressive ho's name outta here!

new mantra:

Mention her name, you get the flame!

Post by **sgt.null** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 1:02 am

Linden....ouch...

Post by **Creator** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 3:23 am

I declare myself a PROUD member!!

Post by **sgt.null** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 4:09 am

Showing My Pride!

Post by **Sunbaneglasses** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 5:51 am

The Thoolah thread deserves a sticky!

Post by **sgt.null** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 9:18 am

heh, buns.

Post by **High Lord Tolkien** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 3:28 pm

uh... sgtnull, wtf?

Wrong thread dude.
The "random" post is over there.

Post by **Creator** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 3:44 pm

High Lord Tolkien wrote:uh... sgtnull, wtf?

Wrong thread dude.
The "random" post is over there.

It is Sunbaneglasses' requested sticky!!

Post by **Worm of Despite** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 4:05 pm

Linden lovers unite! The attack upon THOOLAH begins NOW:

Have at thee!

I have more goat pictures where that came from. Consider yourself warned, infidels.

Post by **High Lord Tolkien** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 4:18 pm

Creator wrote:
High Lord Tolkien wrote:uh... sgtnull, wtf?

Wrong thread dude.
The "random" post is over there.
It is Sunbaneglasses' requested sticky!!

Hahaha.
Ok, that is funny then.

Post by **sgt.null** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 5:19 pm

here comes our defense!

Post by **Worm of Despite** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 6:14 pm

A goat driving a motorcycle? Preposterous! I doff my cap to you, good sir! Valiant stroke.

Post by **jwaneeta** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 8:20 pm

Oh dear, it's degenerated to goat imagery.

Well, hm. The great Chix with Stix debate. Let's ponder.

Elena? Ew. From the creepy incestuous crush to her perfect inability to plan and execute a war without going fatally emo in a pinch, Elena sucks from top to toenails. She broke the Law of Death, she fried the Staff of Law, and she gave my woobie Hile Troy a complex that lasted 3500 years. Civilizations rose, civilizations fell, and Elena sucked on. Even death was powerless to improve her.

Then her voice grew sharper, carrying an echo of the feral hate which had led her to break the Law of Death. "This one other thing I must say to you also. When the time is upon you, and you must confront the Despiser, he is to be found in Mount Thinder -- in Kiril Threndor, where he has taken up his abode."

Elena, Covenant moaned. You still haven't forgiven me, and you don't even know it.

Don't beat yourself up about it, Ur-lord. That girl will never be right.

Linden. Tough call.

Yikes! Edit, edit! Error! I done forgot I was in the Thomas Covenant forum. Which leads me to puzzle over how I can assess Linden's kewlness/lack thereof without mentioning Runes, but better safe than sorry.

Anyway, I'm undecided about Linden's sucketude. On the plus side, she's got the Staff of Law thing going, and the symbol of a doctor is a staff with two entwined snakes, so if that imagery pops up I'd have to rule her Cool. And the bit that I shall not mention even with spoiler space was... oh, this is just plain silly. I shall now try to deflect scorn from my blunder by mentioning that I'm in so much pain it's affecting my juggement. I broke my toe yesterday oh the pain oh pity meee.

In conclusion, SHUT UP LINDEN.

*Edited again because I'm verrah law-abiding. I'm leaving the Elena stuff in, even though it doesn't belong here, because I've been itching to talk smack about her for years.

*hobbles away on busted toe*

Post by **sgt.null** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 10:08 pm

that's a sheep on the motorbike folks. here are more.

Post by **The Laughing Man** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 10:21 pm

Farmer Brown wrote:"sheep can't talk, and if they could they'd all be dam liars!"

Post by **sgt.null** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 10:46 pm

www.plasticnipple.com/images/forums/hit_it_sheep.jpg

warning, adult in nature, but damn funny!

Post by **Reisheiruhime** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 1:58 am

Die Linden Die!!! *pokes a voodoo doll of Linden*

(Esmer I love your shorts and hate you!)

Post by **The Laughing Man** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 3:11 am

turiya, like thats the first time I ever heard THAT, heh.

Post by **Reisheiruhime** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 3:52 am

Yes, but I'm sure it's the first time a Raver's told you it.

A cute Raver, too.

Mmm.... Earthpower....

Well, that was a psycho moment.

*pouts and tugs the mystical shorts* Wanna play?

Kevin's Watch

Kevin's Watch

THOOLAH has come to redeem your mortal soul.