Now watch, even though I email Xar my real turn I get this back:
Dear Keev,
You get a pony. That pony is your follower and I mean close follower, constant companion even. The pony's name is Poopsalott. I used your drp to transfer the Voids anus issues to Poopsalott. I give you a hundred bucks but you have to shell out 150 for oats and rectal creme. Now whenever you are near your followers they know it from the strong lingering smell of horse apples and preparation H. Good luck with that.
Love,
Xar
P.S. Stop emailing me all the naked pictures and stuff. I cannot be bought. No matter what, I refuse to turn all the other gods into mortals and make you supreme ruler of the universe. Seriously. It isn't gonna happen so knock it off.
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Keev wrote:
That has to be one of the best posts ever! I nominate you for a Watchie for that one. 
Oh wait, now I know what to do with my turn!
Dear Santa/All-Father,
I would like a pony and some more followers and maybe some money too. Thanks. Oh and can I use my drp to clear up the Void's rectal issues? That would be nice.
You are a peach,
Love and kisses,
Keev
P.S. Can the pony be brown with a black mane?
That has to be one of the best posts ever! I nominate you for a Watchie for that one. Many waters cannot quench love, neither can floods drown it. There is no fear in love; for perfect love cast out fear.
Now watch, even though I email Xar my real turn I get this back:
Dear Keev,
You get a pony. That pony is your follower and I mean close follower, constant companion even. The pony's name is Poopsalott. I used your drp to transfer the Voids anus issues to Poopsalott. I give you a hundred bucks but you have to shell out 150 for oats and rectal creme. Now whenever you are near your followers they know it from the strong lingering smell of horse apples and preparation H. Good luck with that.
Love,
Xar
P.S. Stop emailing me all the naked pictures and stuff. I cannot be bought. No matter what, I refuse to turn all the other gods into mortals and make you supreme ruler of the universe. Seriously. It isn't gonna happen so knock it off.
Many waters cannot quench love, neither can floods drown it. There is no fear in love; for perfect love cast out fear.
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Keev Furaha wrote:Oh wait, now I know what to do with my turn!
Dear Santa/All-Father,
I would like a pony and some more followers and maybe some money too. Thanks. Oh and can I use my drp to clear up the Void's rectal issues? That would be nice.
You are a peach,
Love and kisses,
Keev
P.S. Can the pony be brown with a black mane?
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Crap. You are already using that move Stoney? Sheesh. Fine. Why do my best ideas get taken? New letter to Xar:
Dear Santa/All-father,
I would like to use my drp to insure that the Void's anus inflammation is not communicable. I would explain but I am a little cloudy myself. Last thing I remember is a quarter, a shot glass and a large amount of tequila. I guess I should have known better when he sucked my clothes into himself and laughed maniacally but I thought he was just flirting. It did scare me a bit when I woke up covered in lard and feathers but anyhoo, I'm still pretty hungover so do me a favor and just give me some stuff. If you need motivation, I vaguely remember betting calais that I could make her wet her pants (if she actually wore them) laughing and winning that bet. Gimme some stuff and get the money from her.
TLA,
Keev
The response:
Keev Furaha,
You are going to hell. Pantheon Hell. There is no return. I have told you time and time again that I can NOT be bought. You lose all. I have already sent the email change so you can't stalk me anymore. Look on this and be dismayed.
Xar
P.S. And for the love of gods, please stop calling me SANTA.
Dear Santa/All-father,
I would like to use my drp to insure that the Void's anus inflammation is not communicable. I would explain but I am a little cloudy myself. Last thing I remember is a quarter, a shot glass and a large amount of tequila. I guess I should have known better when he sucked my clothes into himself and laughed maniacally but I thought he was just flirting. It did scare me a bit when I woke up covered in lard and feathers but anyhoo, I'm still pretty hungover so do me a favor and just give me some stuff. If you need motivation, I vaguely remember betting calais that I could make her wet her pants (if she actually wore them) laughing and winning that bet. Gimme some stuff and get the money from her.
TLA,
Keev
The response:
Keev Furaha,
You are going to hell. Pantheon Hell. There is no return. I have told you time and time again that I can NOT be bought. You lose all. I have already sent the email change so you can't stalk me anymore. Look on this and be dismayed.
Xar
P.S. And for the love of gods, please stop calling me SANTA.
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I'm always ready to go at least a few days before deadline. But I always wait until the day of, in case anything weird happens. Yeah, I could send in an addendum, but I try to send just one email for submittals. (Makes up for all the questions I send Xar after we get results. )All lies and jest
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And disregards the rest -Paul Simon
Still a man hears what he wants to hear
And disregards the rest -Paul Simon
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um....apologies but i thought the 25th was saturday.
consequently, tho i am ready, i won't be able to send my turn till i get home from work this evening, in um...about six hours. (its 12:30 pm my time) sorry.
consequently, tho i am ready, i won't be able to send my turn till i get home from work this evening, in um...about six hours. (its 12:30 pm my time) sorry.
you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
phew. just spoke to xar, i will not be holding up turn processing just to let you all know!!!
yes. i feared reprisals!! 
yes. i feared reprisals!! you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
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