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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 1:29 am
by Keev Furaha
Now watch, even though I email Xar my real turn I get this back:
Dear Keev,
You get a pony. That pony is your follower and I mean close follower, constant companion even. The pony's name is Poopsalott. I used your drp to transfer the Voids anus issues to Poopsalott. I give you a hundred bucks but you have to shell out 150 for oats and rectal creme. Now whenever you are near your followers they know it from the strong lingering smell of horse apples and preparation H. Good luck with that.
Love,
Xar
P.S. Stop emailing me all the naked pictures and stuff. I cannot be bought. No matter what, I refuse to turn all the other gods into mortals and make you supreme ruler of the universe. Seriously. It isn't gonna happen so knock it off.
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 1:30 am
by Arcadia
Keev wrote:
Oh wait, now I know what to do with my turn!
Dear Santa/All-Father,
I would like a pony and some more followers and maybe some money too. Thanks. Oh and can I use my drp to clear up the Void's rectal issues? That would be nice.
You are a peach,
Love and kisses,
Keev
P.S. Can the pony be brown with a black mane?
That has to be one of the best posts ever! I nominate you for a Watchie for that one.
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 1:32 am
by Arcadia
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 1:48 am
by Menolly
What Calais said.
Jenn, you need to repost these when the Watchie nominations for next year open...
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 7:19 am
by Keev Furaha
I am so going to Pantheon hell for that....
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 7:28 am
by stonemaybe
Keev Furaha wrote:Oh wait, now I know what to do with my turn!
Dear Santa/All-Father,
I would like a pony and some more followers and maybe some money too. Thanks. Oh and can I use my drp to clear up the Void's rectal issues? That would be nice.
You are a peach,
Love and kisses,
Keev
P.S. Can the pony be brown with a black mane?
How come you can read my move then?
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 7:51 am
by Keev Furaha
Crap. You are already using that move Stoney? Sheesh. Fine. Why do my best ideas get taken? New letter to Xar:
Dear Santa/All-father,
I would like to use my drp to insure that the Void's anus inflammation is not communicable. I would explain but I am a little cloudy myself. Last thing I remember is a quarter, a shot glass and a large amount of tequila. I guess I should have known better when he sucked my clothes into himself and laughed maniacally but I thought he was just flirting. It did scare me a bit when I woke up covered in lard and feathers but anyhoo, I'm still pretty hungover so do me a favor and just give me some stuff. If you need motivation, I vaguely remember betting calais that I could make her wet her pants (if she actually wore them) laughing and winning that bet. Gimme some stuff and get the money from her.
TLA,
Keev
The response:
Keev Furaha,
You are going to hell. Pantheon Hell. There is no return. I have told you time and time again that I can NOT be bought. You lose all. I have already sent the email change so you can't stalk me anymore. Look on this and be dismayed.
Xar
P.S. And for the love of gods, please stop calling me SANTA.
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:01 pm
by Fist and Faith
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:10 pm
by Montresor
Geez, I was guessing you would have been so keen you would have sent your
turn two orders by now . . .
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:16 pm
by Fist and Faith
I'm always ready to go at least a few days before deadline. But I always wait until the day of, in case anything weird happens. Yeah, I could send in an addendum, but I try to send just one email for submittals. (Makes up for all the questions I send Xar after we get results.
)
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:37 pm
by I'm Murrin
I just realised one of my orders probably should have required Treasury. I'm not used to the new stuff yet, it didn't even occur to me.
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 7:16 pm
by stonemaybe
WHEW! Turn in, possibly the longest turn in the history of Pantheon! (certainly this player's history!).
Apologies for that, Xar!
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 7:41 pm
by Fist and Faith
Still more than 3 hours until deadline, so I guess it's too soon to start asking Xar how far along he is with results... *sigh*
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 7:52 pm
by uKulwa
Once the deadline is passed, I've got a story or two for the game thread.
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 8:20 pm
by Menolly
Excellent, Av!
I love the stories.
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 8:27 pm
by lucimay
um....apologies but i thought the 25th was saturday.
consequently, tho i am ready, i won't be able to send my turn till i get home from work this evening, in um...about six hours. (its 12:30 pm my time) sorry.
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 8:31 pm
by Menolly
Fist and Faith wrote:Still more than 3 hours until deadline, so I guess it's too soon to start asking Xar how far along he is with results... *sigh*
About a third of the way done with my submittal...
Stoney, check your PMs...please.
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 8:42 pm
by lucimay
phew. just spoke to xar, i will
not be holding up turn processing just to let you all know!!!
yes. i feared reprisals!!
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 9:01 pm
by Damelon
uKulwa wrote:Once the deadline is passed, I've got a story or two for the game thread.
Same here.
Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 9:59 pm
by variol son
Me too.
