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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 10:09 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
Just try and make me go out with you! I'll slap a restraining order on you so fast it will make your head spin.
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 10:12 pm
by drew
Kind of bummed out after stiking out with your Mom...call me in a few weks.
Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:02 pm
by aTOMiC
Let me just say this one more time. We never had a date. All I said was that you didn't stink today. That's not an invitation to anything. Leave me alone!!!!!
Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 8:36 am
by Elfgirl
My, my. Persistent arent' we? Can you say "Stalker"? Say hello to Mr Plod as he slaps your ass in jail...
Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 9:21 pm
by Cheval
Neptune is aligning with Saturn and is also in conjunction with Mars.
Need I say any more???
Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 12:27 am
by bloodguard bob
On our last date you shot me.
Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:38 am
by Elfgirl
puh-LEEEZ!! What do you think I am - desperate?
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 2:49 am
by Cheval
Q from Star Trek told me not to date you.
I have to respect his request or else he will vaporize me.
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 5:56 am
by Elfgirl
RUN AWAY!!! RUN AWAY!!! (grab coconut shells and ride off)
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 9:44 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
Sheesh man, Ize schtill na drunk efuff. passatakeela....hic
Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 6:33 am
by stormrider
Elfgirl wrote:Tsk tsk (non alphabetical of ya Stormy!) - where have all the REAL men gone?
*Ack. Edited. Uhhh, I'll just go back to T...
Terribly sorry, but I'm allergic to people with chronic halitosis, so I won't be able to take you or your grandmother out this evening.
Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 7:10 am
by Elfgirl
Tsk tsk (non alphabetical of ya Stormy!) - where have all the REAL men gone?
Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 7:46 am
by stormrider
Unless you've got about 3 million dollars, you're not worth my time -- now get off my property before I call the cops.
Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 3:07 pm
by Cheval
Volkswagon broke down. Can't go anywhere without my "Vee-Wee".
Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 6:25 pm
by bloodguard bob
Without make-up you kinda look like my brother.
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:42 am
by Mina Harker
X-rays have revealed I only have 3 months to live, and spending even a minute with you is a serious waste of my time!
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:01 am
by bloodguard bob
You've gained weight.
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:07 am
by stormrider
Zoloft prescription ran out, and there's no way I can face being in your company without medication.
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:25 pm
by Cameraman Jenn
Accidentally forgot to say no.
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 2:38 am
by Cheval
Before I can go out on a date with you, you just got to get rid of that giant zit that sits atop your shoulders!