Finish my Sentence Game...

Post by **ChoChiyo** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 4:21 pm

Michael Jackson appeared and began to Moon-Dance.
"That is IT!!!" bellowed Loremaster. "Now it's time for me and my pal Michael to get down and dirty."

Then, in a moonwalking, hipthrusting, crotch grabbing fury of motion, ....

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 5:22 pm

Then, in a moonwalking, hipthrusting, crotch grabbing fury of motion, Michael and Loremaster engaged in a Vertical Lambada Death-Duel, which looked a lot like Vogue-ing, except with better music. Victorious, Loremaster...

Post by **ChoChiyo** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 5:29 pm

Victorious, Loremaster was about to declare himself Lord High Dictator of the Known and Unknown Universes, but, before a single syllable could issue from his lips,...

Post by **Lorelei** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 7:18 pm

Victorious, Loremaster was about to declare himself Lord High Dictator of the Known and Unknown Universes, but, before a single syllable could issue from his lips,...

Martha Stewart, newly released from jail, shoves a piece of homemade apple pie.....

Post by **dennisrwood** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 10:30 pm

Matrtha Stewart, newly released from jail, shoves a piece of homemade apple pie...

in the direction of sgtwood and lewdly suggests...

Post by **ChoChiyo** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 1:37 am

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Martha Stewart, newly released from jail, shoves a piece of homemade apple pie in the direction of sgtwood and lewdly suggests, "Hey, big boy, wanna come over to my mansion and bake some cookies?" Consumed with lust (for the cookies), Sgtwood says, ".....

Post by **Cheval** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 1:45 am

Martha Stewart, newly released from jail, shoves a piece of homemade apple pie in the direction of sgtwood and lewdly suggests,
"Hey, big boy, wanna come over to my mansion and bake some cookies?"
Consumed with lust (for the cookies), Sgtwood says, ".....Muflblr Mhfflfr"
(Hey, he has a mouth full of apple pie, remember?)

But Martha took that as a ...

Post by **ChoChiyo** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 1:48 am

Consumed with lust (for the cookies), Sgtwood says, ".....Muflblr Mhfflfr."

But Martha took that as an enthusiastic acceptance of her offer. Wrapping her arms about his manly form, Martha huskily whispered, "Oh, Sgtwood....."

Post by **dennisrwood** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 6:11 am

Oh, Sgtwood, i've longed for you since the first care package you sent me in prison, and i've waited till now to do this..!

Post by **Creator** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 1:57 am

Oh, Sgtwood, i've longed for you since the first care package you sent me in prison, and i've waited till now to do this..!

Unfortunately for Martha, at that minute a pack of hungry Kresh break in and devour her!! Sgtwood looks at the resting Kresh, who seem somewhat sick, and thinks ....

Post by **Lorelei** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 2:10 am

Oh, Sgtwood, i've longed for you since the first care package you sent me in prison, and i've waited till now to do this..!

Unfortunately for Martha, at that minute a pack of hungry Kresh break in and devour her!! Sgtwood looks at the resting Kresh, who seem somewhat sick, and thinks ....

he could still be with Martha if he ate the Kresh. Sgtwood grabs....

Post by **Cail** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 2:12 am

he could still be with Martha if he ate the Kresh. Sgtwood grabs....

...a spoon, a roll of duct tape, several mayonnaise packets and a chainsaw and proceeded to....

Post by **Lorelei** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 2:17 am

...a spoon, a roll of duct tape, several mayonnaise packets and a chainsaw and proceeded to....

slip on the mayonnaise and accidently duct tape himself to the chainsaw, unfortunately the spoon ended up stuck in.....

Post by **dennisrwood** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 3:01 am

slip on the mayonnaise and accidently duct tapes himself to the chainsaw, unfortunately the spoon ended up stuck in...

the largest of the kresh, who in pain and madness begins to...

Post by **ChoChiyo** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 3:13 am

Unfortunately the spoon ended up stuck in the largest of the kresh, who in pain and madness, begins to bite and gnaw at the edge of the handle which is just barely out of the reach of his large teeth. Scenting the blood of their Alpha male, the other Kresh....

Post by **Lorelei** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 2:00 pm

Scenting the blood of their Alpha male, the other Kresh....

give a bloodthristy howl and immediately begin to attack.....

Post by **Creator** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 2:34 pm

give a bloodthristy howl and immediately begin to attack.....

Meanwhile, in Heaven, God looks down at the scene below and thinks: what the ....

Post by **NOWgirl** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 3:20 pm

Meanwhile, in Heaven, God looks down at the scene below and thinks: what the .... heck? This isn't like the Matrix!

So God, in His infinite wisdom, decides to.....

Post by **Lorelei** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 3:38 pm

Meanwhile, in Heaven, God looks down at the scene below and thinks: what the .... heck? This isn't like the Matrix!

So God, in His infinite wisdom, decides to.....

sit down with a bowl of popcorn and see what happens. Unfortunately as soon as God turned on the microwave.....

Post by **ChoChiyo** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 4:51 pm

So God, in His infinite wisdom, decides to sit down with a bowl of popcorn and see what happens. Unfortunately as soon as God turned on the microwave, a jolt of electrical current (created by the gum wrapper Gabriel or one of the other angels had tucked into the microwave by mistake) burst out, raced down to the melee below, and vaporized all of the ravenous Kresh who were just about to devour Sgt. Wood. There, among the ashes of his fallen foes, Sgt. Wood discovered....

Kevin's Watch

Kevin's Watch

Finish my Sentence Game...