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Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2004 4:21 pm
by ChoChiyo
Michael Jackson appeared and began to Moon-Dance.
"That is IT!!!" bellowed Loremaster. "Now it's time for me and my pal Michael to get down and dirty."
Then, in a moonwalking, hipthrusting, crotch grabbing fury of motion, ....
Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2004 5:22 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Then, in a moonwalking, hipthrusting, crotch grabbing fury of motion, Michael and Loremaster engaged in a Vertical Lambada Death-Duel, which looked a lot like Vogue-ing, except with better music. Victorious, Loremaster...
Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2004 5:29 pm
by ChoChiyo
Victorious, Loremaster was about to declare himself Lord High Dictator of the Known and Unknown Universes, but, before a single syllable could issue from his lips,...
Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2004 7:18 pm
by Lorelei
Victorious, Loremaster was about to declare himself Lord High Dictator of the Known and Unknown Universes, but, before a single syllable could issue from his lips,...
Martha Stewart, newly released from jail, shoves a piece of homemade apple pie.....
Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2004 10:30 pm
by dennisrwood
Matrtha Stewart, newly released from jail, shoves a piece of homemade apple pie...
in the direction of sgtwood and lewdly suggests...
Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 1:37 am
by ChoChiyo
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Martha Stewart, newly released from jail, shoves a piece of homemade apple pie in the direction of sgtwood and lewdly suggests, "Hey, big boy, wanna come over to my mansion and bake some cookies?" Consumed with lust (for the cookies), Sgtwood says, ".....
Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 1:45 am
by Cheval
Martha Stewart, newly released from jail, shoves a piece of homemade apple pie in the direction of sgtwood and lewdly suggests,
"Hey, big boy, wanna come over to my mansion and bake some cookies?"
Consumed with lust (for the cookies), Sgtwood says, ".....Muflblr Mhfflfr"
(Hey, he has a mouth full of apple pie, remember?)
But Martha took that as a ...
Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 1:48 am
by ChoChiyo
Consumed with lust (for the cookies), Sgtwood says, ".....Muflblr Mhfflfr."
But Martha took that as an enthusiastic acceptance of her offer. Wrapping her arms about his manly form, Martha huskily whispered, "Oh, Sgtwood....."
Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 6:11 am
by dennisrwood
Oh, Sgtwood, i've longed for you since the first care package you sent me in prison, and i've waited till now to do this..!
Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 1:57 am
by Creator
Oh, Sgtwood, i've longed for you since the first care package you sent me in prison, and i've waited till now to do this..!
Unfortunately for Martha, at that minute a pack of hungry Kresh break in and devour her!! Sgtwood looks at the resting Kresh, who seem somewhat sick, and thinks ....
Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 2:10 am
by Lorelei
Oh, Sgtwood, i've longed for you since the first care package you sent me in prison, and i've waited till now to do this..!
Unfortunately for Martha, at that minute a pack of hungry Kresh break in and devour her!! Sgtwood looks at the resting Kresh, who seem somewhat sick, and thinks ....
he could still be with Martha if he ate the Kresh. Sgtwood grabs....
Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 2:12 am
by Cail
he could still be with Martha if he ate the Kresh. Sgtwood grabs....
...a spoon, a roll of duct tape, several mayonnaise packets and a chainsaw and proceeded to....
Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 2:17 am
by Lorelei
...a spoon, a roll of duct tape, several mayonnaise packets and a chainsaw and proceeded to....
slip on the mayonnaise and accidently duct tape himself to the chainsaw, unfortunately the spoon ended up stuck in.....
Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 3:01 am
by dennisrwood
slip on the mayonnaise and accidently duct tapes himself to the chainsaw, unfortunately the spoon ended up stuck in...
the largest of the kresh, who in pain and madness begins to...
Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 3:13 am
by ChoChiyo
Unfortunately the spoon ended up stuck in the largest of the kresh, who in pain and madness, begins to bite and gnaw at the edge of the handle which is just barely out of the reach of his large teeth. Scenting the blood of their Alpha male, the other Kresh....
Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 2:00 pm
by Lorelei
Scenting the blood of their Alpha male, the other Kresh....
give a bloodthristy howl and immediately begin to attack.....
Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 2:34 pm
by Creator
give a bloodthristy howl and immediately begin to attack.....
Meanwhile, in Heaven, God looks down at the scene below and thinks: what the ....
Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 3:20 pm
by NOWgirl
Meanwhile, in Heaven, God looks down at the scene below and thinks: what the .... heck? This isn't like the Matrix!
So God, in His infinite wisdom, decides to.....
Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 3:38 pm
by Lorelei
Meanwhile, in Heaven, God looks down at the scene below and thinks: what the .... heck? This isn't like the Matrix!
So God, in His infinite wisdom, decides to.....
sit down with a bowl of popcorn and see what happens. Unfortunately as soon as God turned on the microwave.....
Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 4:51 pm
by ChoChiyo
So God, in His infinite wisdom, decides to sit down with a bowl of popcorn and see what happens. Unfortunately as soon as God turned on the microwave, a jolt of electrical current (created by the gum wrapper Gabriel or one of the other angels had tucked into the microwave by mistake) burst out, raced down to the melee below, and vaporized all of the ravenous Kresh who were just about to devour Sgt. Wood. There, among the ashes of his fallen foes, Sgt. Wood discovered....